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Hello, Happy Holidays and welcome to our blog and online store. A tremendous 'thank you' to all of our cherished customers who insist on purchasing our fantastic all natural earth friendly products. Our brand new fantabulous - 'Scratch and Sniff and Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two' has been a HUGE success. I am just amazed with the amount of loyal customers who have purchased our lively new product that as always is all natural and earth friendly. The 'Tramp Stamp' we have shortened the title a wee bit has been a total sell out.

We actually had to disconnect our phone. The battery also went dead and the Sprint store was closed and I didn't want to order online and then I had to do more research as our wonderful customers wanted MORE -'Tramp Stamps.' So Ronbert and I (actually it was just me because Ronbert likes to watch the telly at night) worked our tails off inventing yet two more new 'Tramp Stamps'.

There is only a few shopping days left before the big day hits us head first and we have added free shipping to all of our previous customers. Hurry and place your order for our new 'Tramp Stamp'. All of our products are earth friendly and natural.

Our two latest creations we have labeled as - 'Stinker Toys' and 'Mr. Sad Face', I got that brain fart for 'Stinker Toys from just cleaning out the fridge for the holidays. The aroma is stupendous. 'Mr. Sad Face' is for all of you ladies that have been dumped by a chump. You can proudly display the face of the chump that dumped you right above your rump - or lower if you choose. The fragrance for 'Mr. Sad Face' is kaboose kabobs.

Hopefully the phone will be working today or not - so to be on the safe side order online and receive free shipping. We so appreciate your business and your loyalty has helped this business grow. No layoffs, pay cuts, job cuts or bailouts for us. We aim to please all of our customers with American made all natural earth friendly products.

Have a bless day and a safe and happy CHRISTMAS, (I can say those words on my blog)

MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love to all,

Aine and Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store – Fragrance Faux You. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and best wishes for a fantastic New Year. Ronbert and I (actually just me) have been working ever so hard putting in long hours and sleepless nights to present our special Christmas gift. And today our exciting new all natural earth friendly product hits the market with a KABOOM. Don’t get this term confused with the cereal or terrorists.
All of that hard work and nose to the cement sidewalk is paying off – like pay dirt. ‘Nose to the grindstone is so cliché.’
We have created and designed our all natural earth friendly new product especially for you our wonderful customers. It is our extreme pleasure to make available this all natural earth friendly gift for consumer purchase. Without you our loyal customers we as a company (so many are going under) are eternally grateful for your support and encouragement. We are prospering and growing our garage based business because of you.
We proudly present our all natural earth friendly ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’, for the lower back just above the crack a place where few should view. We have worked relentlessly on this aromatic Tramp Stamp. It will make the perfect all natural earth friendly Christmas gift for your loved one.
The ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp’ comes in one design but three (3) all natural earth friendly fragrances.

Sea Salt – Slash Pine Sap– Burnt Popcorn.

Sea Salt has that salty fragrance, Slash Pine Sap has that gooey feel with a piney fragrance and Burnt Popcorn has that long lasting earthy smell. These very special earth friendly all natural 'Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’s' are biodegradable with the ‘WARNING’ label EXCESSIVE scratching and sniffing may cause the black earth friendly all natural ink to fade and the skin to disintegrate and overload the mucous membrane brain cells. Please scratch and sniff responsively. Although this is the beauty of our fragrant ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’s’ – it doesn’t last forever and a day. I do believe this is the FIRST disposable all natural earth friendly Scratch and ‘Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’. We are the first American Company to produce this unique item - in time for Christmas.
Quantities are limited and it is just a few short days away from the big day. Hurry this is a once in a lifetime purchase for you or your loved one (Ex’s included). Be the first in your neighborhood to proudly display your ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’ in a place where the rest of us should not have to view.

Have a bless Day and Happy Holidays,

Aine and Ronbert

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Good morning and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Unfortunately, we will be closing our research and development on our fuel saving products. Since the price of gas has dropped dramatically we see no future at this time to capture flatulence gas from individuals and converting it to a fuel source. Ronbert is still overloaded with it but we will have to let him release his by-products into the air. I do worry about the possible pollution he may be inflicting on our ecosystem but then again all of his gas passing is natural and hopefully earth friendly. I'm sure he is not the only one who produces large amounts of excess odorous fumes. I'm teary eyed right now as he sits behind me releasing his essence.

We (mostly me) (actually just me) are still working on our wondrous perfumes and fragrances. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Our holiday line should be hitting the market very soon. I am so excited about our new products. Just a little hint of a new fragrance -pond turtle sludge and gator gunk.

We will keep you posted on our new line of all natural earth friendly holiday gifts. I have posted my first and only photographic image of gas as it leaves the large intestines and rolls into our air space with noxious odors. The image is much nicer than the smell. This is a technique that I have invented for capturing that classic moment.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Hello, and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It's been a very busy fall. Ronbert has taken a leave of absence from the business. I am still working on our all natural earth friendly alternative fuel. Ronbert still has lots of that. I am desperately trying to capture it and contain it without any odorous fumes running rampant. It's a tricky situation. You can't get too close because let me tell you phew!!! the fumes are dangerous.
I am working on our Christmas line of all natural earth friendly bath products. The new holly berry bath salts will certainly be a crowd pleaser. Red is a fine color for the holidays. My favorite new holiday scent is Mistletoe Fungi. Another new product is our cement pumice stone. That'll get rid of those nasty rough and ugly callouses.
Our all natural earth friendly Christmas products will be available very soon.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It
has been a very busy fall season. Ronbert and I have been working over time on all of our earth friendly natural products. We are working on the gas shortage (Ronbert has no shortage there) and of course working on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly products.
With all the commotion going on Ronbert has been a bit lax in his duties and special projects. Last night he went to top off the in ground pool and forgot to turn off the hose. Needless to say it overflowed and our water bill this month will eat all of our profits.
I have decided to give Ronbert some R&R. I will be working alone (as usual) on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly fragrances.

Have a bless day,

Aine and Ronbert

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Hello and a warm welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for the lack of news being posted. You know how stit happens. Well there seems to be a lot of that running around our household.
Ronbert and I have been working fermently on our gas additive. Now, that the price of gas has gone done it has sent a little glitch in our operation. We are still trying to produce a fuel using excess personal gas. Ronbert has so much of it, LOL, we (I) thought it would be a good use of energy. The best part of our operation is our product is earth friendly and all natural.
Recently we became juicers. My thoughts were the liquid juice diet would produce more flaming fumes. Unfortunately it didn't quite exceed or even meet my expectations. Ronbert has disabled the loo way too many times with little gas involved. So we may have to write off the juicer experiment.
We are also in the process of starting a community effort to help reduce gas prices buy collecting personal expulsions. Some of the neighbors have completely closed the doors in our faces. They think we are looking for 15 minutes of fame. I am not Joe the Plumber. Although it that line of work there must be lots of excess gases floating around.
Please be patient as we hurriedly try to produce new all natural and earth friendly products for you are very loyal customers.

Have a bless day,

Aine and Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for the absence but it was necessary. Ronbert and I have been traveling the world in search of new fragrances for our all natural earth friendly products. Well, actually not traveling the whole world - just the United States. Well not exactly all the states just Florida. With the price of gas we took out a second mortgage on the house (not a good choice) to pay for the gas for our excursions. Now that we have finished our quest for new all natural earth friendly products and owe a huge mortgage payment the price of gas has dropped.

That's life in our world. And after all of the extensive traveling we found wonderful fragrances right in our own backyard. Well, not exactly the backyard - right inside our home. The essence of dog, mildew in the bathroom, rotten fruit in the fridge (power went out) and garbage disposal backup. So we are back in our R&D lab (garage) working fervently on these new all natural earth friendly fragrances. We do this for you our loyal customers.
With all the plant closing and layoffs around us we are rethinking our finances. I may have to give Ronbert the pink slip. It is I who do most of the work anyways so it is something to consider. Perhaps we will get a government bailout to increase our business. I feel we are adding important stocks to the world especially since all of our products are earth friendly and natural - no lead - no chemicals and made in the USA by Americans.

Ronbert and I wish all of our faithful customers a bless day and even those of you that are not our customers - yet.

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I (really just me) have been working tirelessly on our new campaign to save the earth and reduce fuel prices. I have been working at my day job about 50 hours per week (no overtime) and trying to do research on our fart processing project. This is capturing the farts and turning them into fuel for our vehicles. It is a daunting experiment.
Ronbert went on vacation and left me to tend the home front, the children, the pets and the business. He had a great time while I worked myself into a frizzle. My day job really interferes with my prosperous (getting there) home business.
So, I am a little behind schedule due to doing ALL the work by myself. We love working together as a team 24/7. Yes, some of us can take a vacation. I don't mean to sound bitter about the situation - I love being part of a team - even if I am the only team member that contributes to the effort of growing this wonderful business.
The good thing about Ronbert's vacation is he came home quite gassy:) He normally is gassy but this was extra gassy. I have been collecting samples and doing research. Soon, I hope we (I) have a break through on this money saving enterprise. All of our products are earth friendly and natural.
I have devised an instrument that connects Ronbert's exhaust directly to the fuel tank on the car. That car did explode but we are searching to purchase another vehicle for the experiments.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store. Ronbert and I have been working really, really hard on our energy saving product. Ronbert was ripping them off last night one after the other. We attended a fourth of July picnic and something did not agree with him. I worked for hours trying to capture the aroma. I have a gas mask that I use.

We want to capture flatulence and turn it into fuel for our vehicles. We love working together as a team 24/7. I now have this huge container of excess smelly puffs of air, mostly Ronbert's, actually it is all of Ronbert's. He's full of it, always has been and with this we will change the world.
We will make gas affordable for all. When we have this technique down we will resume our fragrance line but right now we are so busy trying to be green and saving the world - we have little time for other projects. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. We believe in saving the world -one fart at a time.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our Blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for being away from the blog for an extended period of time. Ronbert and I are on the cutting edge of introducing an amazing product. We have been working extremely hard on this new earth friendly all natural product.
It started when the price of gas went out of control and has touched every one's lives. We decided right then and there that WE must do something to combat this incredible wrong. We all need gas for our vehicles but the prices are hurting every person in the United States. So we have stepped up our effort to save this planet one fragrance at a time.

We have put off creating new fragrances for all of our customers in lieu of saving the earth and reducing oil prices. I believe if we pull this off our reward will be astronomical. Hopefully we can patent this and also be rolling in the greens. But first we feel we need to do our part in saving the earth. We feel that everyone can contribute to this venture and come out smelling like a rose.

Here's our plan:
We have this commodity and it's FREE, we just have to figure out how to contain it and reuse the product. It's methane gas. You know that foul smelling stuff that ejects from our bodies quite often. Well, with Ronbert and I it's very powerful and plentiful after consuming seafood. We found that out recently while camping in a confined space. We have been working on capturing this precious gas and converting it to fuel to power a vehicle. This is still in the researching phase but we have high hopes. No more $5.00 a gallon for us.

So we have placed the fragrance line on hold while we work on our 'Save the Earth One Fart At A Time Project'. If this dream comes to fruition we all will benefit.

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Seaweed Slop - and Exfoliant to reckon with!!

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Pond Sludge

Seaweed Slop

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. We strive to make the very best all natural, earth friendly product's. Ronbert and I love working together a s team 24/7. We (really just me) have been doing fantastic research and development on our products. We want your Ex's to have the very best and it's not chocolate.

We are rolling out our 'Pond Sludge', the materials have been gathered from the most pungent ponds we could find. Gas masks were a required item. Your Ex's will ROFLTAS when the open this fragrance.

We have also produced 'Seaweed Slop' - another pungent and quite slimy exfoliant. When your Ex's lather that on the smiley faces it will sure take off that smirk. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. They are put together with love and precision. We (actually I do all the work) scour the marshes, salt basins and backwoods for special ingredients for our earth friendly all natural products. And we do this for YOU - our faithful and loyal customers. We know you want to make a statement to that EX. We are here to help you in your quest.

have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store. Ronbert and I have been very busy working on our all natural earth friendly products. We know how much you love purchasing our products for your EX's. Our business is all about you - our cherished customer.
I can hardly contain myself on our new fragrance - Pond Sludge. I know it's not quite ready to hit the market but I just had to give you a preview. It's awesome - all natural and earth friendly. The perfect May Day gift for your Ex. A little warning - you may need a gas mask.
We have gathered the perfect sediment - hold that nose - to produce this pungent fragrance.
Your Ex will be overwhelmed. Ronbert and I (mostly me - actually I do it all) have a little more R&D to perform before we can release our newest fragrance. We love working as a team 24/7.
We are so excited about this fragrance - Pond Sludge.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. It's been awhile since Ronbert and I (me) have posted. Actually Ronbert has never made a post. He just bosses me around and tells me what to do. He's such a sweetie.
We have been busy with life and have left the fragrance business slip a bit. We are starting anew once again. We love presenting our all natural earth friendly products to you - our favorite customers. We would be NOWHERE without you'all. That's a southern term. Kind of like 'Git-er-done'.
We are working on special products for you to send to your EX's and they will be appearing soon. Let your Ex's know how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I have been working together as a team 24/7. All of our hard work is paying off. Our sales are astronomical. And we have YOU our loyal customers to thank. Without your support and encouragement we would be just another online Faux Fragrance. All of our products are natural and earth friendly. We like to be green -green with envy.

To celebrate our success Ronbert made a delicious French Onion soup for dinner. His chef skills are improving. He spends lots of time in the kitchen and a small amount of time with the online business. But we have to eat.

Our latest fragrance is personal and the thought came to us (me, actually) over one of Ronbert's delicious dinners - hot turkey surprise. It's one of those family issues that we all have regarding our children and their lives. We try not to interfere - but you know how that flies. Our teenager has certainly revved up our motors.

Our newest fragrance is called 'Buttin Heads'. Your Ex will love this one. So let your Ex know how much you really don't care and send them this truly amazing fragrance. You and your Ex will love this all natural earth friendly aromatic fragrance.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I have been on spring break so we (I) have been negligent with our fragrances. We love working together as a team 24/7 but sometimes you do need a little R&R.

Today we offer you our latest fragrance for the fakers out there - you know who you are. We have all been face to face with a faker. They fake it so good you may not even know they are faking it. So if your EX was/is a faker this is for them.

We have two separate Fakie fragrances. Fakie Fish is very pungent. This is for the worst kind of faker. Our milder version of Fakie - what goes around never comes around is for the occasional faker.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello and welcome to our Blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I know it's been awhile since Ronbert and I (actually I'm the one that does all the work) have added new fragrances to our site. So sorry. Life is hectic at times. But that is no excuse to let down our loyal customers - who always want to let their EX's know exactly how they feel.

I was out of town for over a week and Ronbert was busy with whatever. We love working together as a team. Our business is growing by leaps and bounds but we still will retain our day jobs.

Our newest presentation is called VENOM, and the inspiration comes directly from the snake we found in our pool. Ronbert has been working on the 'pool project' for months and it is finally completed. So when I found the snake slithering around the pool I was inspired to create a fragrance for your EX's.

I hope you enjoy purchasing this fragrance for your EX as much as Ronbert and I have enjoyed creating it.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I were so pleased with our St. Patrick's Day sale. We hope your EX's enjoyed our all natural earth friendly products as much as we enjoyed producing them.

We have worked very hard on our business - working together 24/7 as a team. We have added an end of March special for you our wonderful customers. Let your EX know how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. This is a last minute St. Patrick's Day special - for your EX. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. This will only be available for this weekend.

Let your EX know how much you really don't care. We suggest sending this gift with the book 'Turn of the Screw'. That will surely get your message across.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Only a few more days left to order your St. Patrick's Day gifts for your EX. Supplies are limited so HURRY-HURRY-HURRY.

Ronbert and I love working together 24/7 on our all natural earth friendly products. We are pleased with the fragrances we have created for St. Patrick's Day. It's the day for wearing the green so do it with our special fragrance 'VOMIT' or "GREEN WITH ENVY".

We hope you enjoy purchasing our all natural earth friendly products as much as we enjoy making them.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are so excited about our all natural earth friendly products for St. Patrick's Day. We hope you enjoy purchasing them for your EX's as much as we enjoy producing them.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7. Our goals - our dreams - are all about making products for you - our valued customers. Hurry and order your St. Patrick's Day gifts for ALL your EX's. Supplies are limited.


Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are extremely excited about presenting our line of St. Patrick's Day all natural earth friendly products. Let your Ex know how much you really don't care.

Go Green. Green the color of regurgitated grass, nasal mucous and moldy cheese. The perfect gift to send to your EX for St. Patrick's Day.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7 even though he had a little episode last night. We hope you love purchasing our wonderful all natural earth friendly products as much as we enjoy producing them.

Hurry items are in limited quantities!!!

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. St. Patrick's Day is almost here. Are you ready? Have you thought about that perfect gift for the EX? We have done all the work and research for you. Ronbert and I are introducing our all natural earth friendly St. Patrick's Day fragrances this week.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7. Our goal is to help you get over that EX. All of our products are all natural earth friendly and are made especially to let your EX's know how much you really don't care. This fragrance especially lets them know (phew) that they STINK - in more ways than one.

Hurry and place your order TODAY - these fantastic items are going fast and they are limited. 'Eau Dew Stink' is made from the essence of stinky sneakers, wet towels and dog gas. It's a very distinct aroma that lasts and last. Surely to please your EX's.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I have been working ever so hard on our special St. Patrick's Day fragrances. Today we are pleased to announce a cream. You have all heard of Aloe Vera and the magic it produces. Well Ronbert and I have done our research and homework and have invented the perfect cream. Hemorrhoid cream.

I know it's not a problem we like to discuss - but it happens! So we have decided to help you help your EX in ridding themselves of this uncomfortable medical issue. Today we are launching 'Sit On This', for all hemorrhoids - past or present. This is our special St. Patrick's Day gift.

We know that your Ex will really appreciate this new all natural earth friendly product. Hurry!!! the supply is limited.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store. Ronbert and I are extremely excited with the introduction to our St. Patrick's Day fragrances for your EX's. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. We strongly believe in recycling.

Yesterday Ronbert (yes, he did help) and I traveled the back roads searching out new fragrances. The marshes and bogs have a multitude of aromas.

Our very special fragrance -VOMIT - is a combination of well you can imagine. It is all natural and very potent. Your EX will be thrilled. The fragrance is a bit overwhelming especially for those with a weak stomach.

St. Patrick's Day is fast approaching - don't forget that special EX. Let them know how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store. Today we launch our all natural earth friendly St. Patrick's Day fragrances. GREEN is the theme.

We hope you obtain certain satisfaction when you purchase one or more of our wonderful products. Ronbert and I (actually just me) have worked VERY hard on producing our special fragrances for St. Patrick's Day.

We hope you enjoy sending them to your EX's as much as we enjoy making them.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are working diligently on our new product line. We love working together as a team 24/7. Ronbert has family visiting so I am doing a HUGE share of the work on our all natural earth friendly products. He even called in sick at his day job. HEHE. Don't tell.

We are very excited about the launch of our St. Patrick's Day fragrances for your EX'S. Let them know how much you really don't care. We will be having specials for our all natural earth friendly St. Patrick's Day fragrances.

We hope you enjoy purchasing them for your EX's as much as we enjoy producing them for YOU - our loyal customers.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to out blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. We have added a donation button to our site. We will use all donations on research and development of our all natural earth friendly products. We are bursting at the seams with plans and innovative ideas. Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7.

We love producing fantastic products for your EX's. We are still working on the 'GREEN', it is taking longer than expected. Life is full of surprises and short comings.

A special 'THANK YOU' to all of our loyal customers. Without you we would be lost.

Watch for our GREEN specials - coming very soon.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I had a very busy week entertaining family. Work on our products came to a complete halt. Having company revitalized our imagination and we are working on several great new all natural earth friendly products. Once again I am doing most of the work as Ronbert seems to be busy doing stuff he says is important. I support him in all his endeavors. We love working together as a team 24/7.

So, the family has left us and returned to their home and we are excited about our new products. We know you will love to send your EX one of these great all natural earth friendly products for St. Patrick's day or any day. Speaking of St. Patrick's day we almost stepped on a rattlesnake on one of our beach excursions. This inspired us with a product for St. Patrick's day. Your EX's will be thrilled.

We look forward to the influx of orders we will be receiving for that special day in March. don't forget to show your Ex how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. We are just catching our breath from the fantastic Valentines Day explosion. We were overwhelmed and it felt GREAT. Ronbert and I love presenting our all natural earth friendly products to our loyal customers. We hope you enjoy sending these great gifts to your EX's as much as we enjoy producing them.

Oue next holiday will be St. Patrick's Day and we are working on special products for that special day. We have engaged the help of our little friends the leprechauns. What's an Irish holiday without those little folks?

Our new all natural earth friendly products sporting the green will be appearing next week. Blarney!! Watch for our Paddy's Day specials.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Happy Presidents Day. Ronbert and I will be enjoying the day off from our regular jobs. We (I) will be working on our products and our online store. Ronbert likes to rest on a day off. We love working together as a team 24/7 and adding upgrades to our wonderful line of all natural earth friendly products.

Valentines Day was a mild explosion for our products. We wish to thank YOU - our loyal customers for making this dream a possibility. Orders flowed in like one of our hoses that popped from the intense heat. One thing we have learned from living in Florida - the weather damages more than just relationships.

So for this special day we are offering a twofer - two products for one price. You can purchase two all natural earth friendly products for an Ex or soon to be EX. It can be a Republican, Democratic or Independent EX. We don't support any one candidate on this site. Any and all EX's will do.

Have a great day off if you are as lucky as Ronbert and me!!! And spend some time browsing (and ordering ) all natural earth friendly products on our site.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You.

Happy Valentine's day!!! Have you sent that special gift to your EX? Ronbert and I have created a special all natural earth friendly gift for that special EX. Even the dead bugs are natural and have not reached the really, really ripe stage yet. Hurry there is still time to show your EX how much you really don't care. Life moves on and so have you. And a whiff of that dog breath - wowie!!! Ronbert and I are so excited with our last minute Valentine's creation just for that not so special Ex. Let them know.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7. We love working and promoting our new business adventure. Ronbert has been very busy at work so I end up doing almost everything - actually I do everything and he just reaps the rewards. A little sadness right now - I have received nothing from him to mark this special day:{ This will not deter me - I will work twice as hard to build our business. Ronbert and I are a team.

Hurry - you still have time to grab up that last minute purchase. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. Go for it - show that Ex how much you really don't care.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!!!

Aine & Ronbert

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Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. Hurry - Hurry - Hurry - tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Ronbert and I have added a few more specials to our site. These are all natural earth friendly products for you to give with love to your EX.

Don't let this day pass by without letting your EX know how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. Romance is in the air this week. (for some) Valentine's Day is fast approaching and the perfect gift is waiting here for your EX. Don't let this day pass without showing your Ex how much you really don't care. We have wonderful all natural earth friendly products for all your Ex's. Noumour is our latest and greatest fragrance. Ronbert and I enjoy producing these fabulous products for you - our loyal customers. Heartbreak is a part of life we all endure. Get over it with one of our fantastic Valentine's Day gift.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!!!

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

A very special Fragrance from Fragrance Faux You - it has been named NouMour Litter. It's all natural and earth friendly. Our research and development department (Ronbert & Me) have put together this unique fragrance for all of our customers who have EX's that litter. Yes, this is a special purchase only lasting for THREE days. It contains the essence of road side splutt, pureed fast food wrappers, and the remains of that yellow liquid in that green bottle. It has been placed in a somewhat crushed plastic bottle found stuck in the road drain.

We hope you enjoy this three day special of our newest Fragrance. Hurry order yours today for that EX. Or make your very own fragrance by collecting road side trash.

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. HURRY - HURRY Valentine's Day is fast approaching. Don't let that special day go by without thinking of your EX. Let them know that you DON'T CARE and you are moving on - to better times!!!!

Check out our wonderful all natural earth friendly gifts. Ronbert and I have worked very hard on our products. We love working as a team 24/7. The couple that works together- works together. That's one of my very own quotes.

Hurry with your Valentine's Day selecttion - they are going FAST. Ronbert and I thank you our loyal customers for your support with our endeavor. Without our customers there would be no Fragrance Faux You. Love was in the air.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog Fragrance Faux You and our online store. Ronbert and I are so excited to launch our Valentine's Fragrance for your EX's. Actually it is only one fragrance with several different packages to choose from. Our products are all natural and earth friendly. Our special Valentine fragrance is called NOUMOUR. The fragrance is a mixture of blackened romaine lettuce (fertility) very old potatoes (very old - beyond the eyes) we had to wear a mask for that one, and moldy limburger cheese. I did the yearly cleaning of the refrigerator. We choose to use all natural products in our fragrances. This combination is quite odorous. Ronbert and I really love working together as a team 24/7.

Happy Valentine's Day to all you EX lovers.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You and our online store. Ronbert and I are so excited about our new businesss adventure. We have BOTH been very busy working on our line of all natural earth friendly products. We plan to add some exciting new products to our online store. Our business has been overwhelmingly satisfying.

Without YOU are loyal customers we would not be where we are. We know you love sending your Ex's these priceless gifts. We are working on a special gift for Valentine's Day for all those EX's out there.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog Fragrance Faux You and our online store. We were hoping to add more products to our already fantastic line of all natural earth friendly products but time does seem to be like the price of gas - out of reach. We are still working (many hours) on our fragrances and our online store. We know you want your EX's to have the best.

We love working together as a team 24/7. Right now Ronbert wants his dinner - so off I go to make him happy. I will continue this post as soon as he is fed and happy.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog Fragrance Faux You and our online store. Ronbert and I are so excited about our new adventure - selling all natural earth friendly products. We love working as a team 24/7. Our collected dreams are finally coming true - thanks to YOU our loyal customers. Last night we took a little break from business and Ronbert took me out to a lovely restaurant. We ordered drinks, appetizers, salads a very large entree and delicious desserts. We were seated in a quaint little booth right by the kitchen door with a vase of plastic roses on our table. It was dark in the corner (I think the light bulbs were blown out) the darkness made it all that more romantic.

I believed Ronbert spent a small fortune on me (I'm worth it) last evening. We had a wonderful time and discussed our new products and how fast our business is growing. It almost seemed like a business luncheon rather than a romantic getaway. We love working as a team. Later in the evening I discovered Ronbert had a giftcard for the entire meal so the romantic part dimmed a little.

We hope to launch some new products by the end of this week. We are extremely proud of our all natural earth friendly products. All of our ingriedients are hand picked with love. We recycle whenever we can. Keep an eye on our online store for more exciting and innovative products for your EX's.

We ordered so much food last night that we ended up bringing home three doggie bags. We will have leftovers for at least three days. I hope the salad doesn't wilt too bad.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are so excited about our all natural earth friendly products and the opening of our online store. We love working together as a team 24/7. We (I) will be adding more wonderful products to our online store hopefully this week. Ronbert has been tired lately so he goes to bed rather early and leaves the business work for me.

We are pleased with he HUGE response to our all natural earth friendly products. All of our products are made with love especially for you to send to your EX's. We have even had positive responses from some of the EX receivers.

We will continue to reinvent new all natural earth friendly products. If you have any suggestions about future products please send us an email and we will try to oblige. Ronbert and I just love our business endeavor. Remember VALENTINES DAY is getting closer.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog Fragrance Faux You and our online store - 'TRY ME'. We are so excited to offer you our all natural earth friendly products. Our new online store is a great success - thanks to all of our customers. Without you we would be just another loving couple wallowing in the thick waters of the bayou. And that is where some of our innovative ideas arise from - the bog, the bayou and the retention ponds.

Ronbert and I are working ever so diligently on our all natural earth friendly products. We love working together as a team 24/7. Ronbert has taken to fixing the evening meals to give me more time to work on our online store, our website and the production of all of our all natural earth friendly products.

We are hoping to unveil several new products within the next few weeks. Ronbert and I are so excited about our business and providing you - our loyal customers - with special products to send your EX's. All of our products are built with love and enthusiasm. Working together as a couple has been an enlightening experience. We do all of this for YOU - our wonderful customers.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. We are so excited about the opening of our online store and our all natural earth friendly products. Ronbert and I have worked diligently together as a team 24/7. It has been extremely satisfying to see our dreams come true. We love our all natural earth friendly products. We hope that you love them also and continue to order our special products (made from love) from our online store. Anything to connect to an EX and keep in touch (if only virtually).

Friends and family are very supportive of our endeavor and have offered advice and comments. We are now in the planning process of adding another section to our store and blog. Ronbert agrees that I should make the blog more productive. He is always willing to give me advice and instruction on how to do everything. We just love working together 24/7.

We hope to be adding new fragrances to our menagerie of all natural earth friendly products. Your EX's will just love these new items. We (I) are planning to add a special Valentine's Day special. Ronbert is quite busy at work so he leaves most of the planning and executing the materials to me.

Have a Bless Day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You and our new online store. Ronbert and I are so excited about our all natural earth friendly products and our new online store. We have worked so hard on this project, actually Ronbert is still feeling 'under the weather' and has not helped very much if any at all. We love working together as a team 24/7, devoting every spare moment of our life to enhance our dreams.

With the help of a high school student (we are a little Internet incompetent) we have our store up and running. Orders are already coming in. We thank all of you who have purchased from our online store. We hope you enjoy the pleasure of sending your EX a charming gift. Without our customers we would be nowhere and nobody. Ronbert and I thank you for helping us with our dream of being self-sufficient. And we love producing all natural earth friendly products.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert.

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are very excited about our all natural earth friendly products. We are still working on our online store. We are hoping our store with all natural earth friendly products will be up and running by the end of the week.

We love working together as a team 24/7. We are committed to our wonderful products. We hope that you enjoy purchasing them for your Ex's as much as we love developing and marketing them.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are very excited to introduce our new all natural earth friendly fragrance. We came upon the idea on our trip up the coast. The aroma we experienced when crossing the rivers in Georgia were just mind boggling. Right at that moment the light bulb went on - we do use the energy saving light bulbs.

When we returned from our trip we immediately began working on the new fragrance. Well, actually I worked on it Ronbert has been a little under the weather and he needed his rest.

We love working together as a team 24/7. We are striving to build our business with all natural earth friendly products.

Our new fragrance can be used for your male or female EX - it is very versatile. The reused bottle is a little on the feminine side but we do recycle. Our plan is to help save the earth and produce all natural earth friendly products for YOU - to send to your EX's.

We have named our new product GB. We came to that name from the many GQ magazines that Ronbert reads. It is reminiscent of the Georgia bog smell that traveled with us through out our journey.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our Blog - Fragrance Faux You. I have just returned from a seminar in Orlando. It was so exciting and inspiring. I listened to a wonderful speaker -Ruby Payne - she discussed poverty. I know that term well! She opened my eyes about people purchasing necessities verses priorities. And personal products and fragrances especially for your Exs's are a major priority. I am elated on hearing this news. To me this means people would prefer to buy my products rather than paying their car payment.

Ronbert and I are still working very hard on our store and website to promote our all natural earth friendly products. Ronbert was feeling a little run down so he spent several days taking it easy while I was at the conference promoting our products and our business. We love working together as a team 24/7. We are proud of our all natural earth friendly products.

We have decide to get some professional help ( a local high school student) to help us with our online store and website. I have gone as far as I can go with the online store and Ronbert has been busy.

I obtained some great ideas and inspirations while at the seminar. I also brought home several bottles of lotion, shampoo and conditioner, and a box of Kleenex a roll of toilet tissue, paper and quite a few pens from the seminar. The pens have the name of the hotel on them and I am thinking it may be a nice EXTRA for those who are ordering our all natural earth friendly products. It's a very exclusive and expensive hotel -sure to make the EX jealous.

We expect our online store to be up and running by next week. We can't wait to introduce all of our all natural earth friendly products.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. I am still working on setting up our online store for our all natural earth friendly products. Ronbert and I just love working together 24/7 to establish our new business. I worked very hard yesterday on the website. Ronbert likes to lie on the couch and watch Television.

We are so excited about opening a store. This is our dream come true. We are proud to offer to you all natural earth friendly items. All of our products are made special for your EX's. We hope you enjoy purchasing them as much as we enjoy developing and selling these wonderful products.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are elated with our new endeavor. Our sales have been incredible and we (I) have started a store with CafePress. It's still under construction but should be up and running by next week. I worked all day yesterday at my day job and them came home and worked for hours with our new business. Ronbert likes to watch the television when he comes home from work.

We are so excited about selling our all natural earth friendly products to you for your EX's. We love working together as a team 24/7. Our business is growing more than we ever imagined. We stand behind our all natural earth friendly products. All of our ingredients are hand picked.

I took today off from my day job (Ronbert went to work-as usual) to work on the new store. We will be offering mugs, t-shirts, bumper stickers, magnets, calendars, mouse pads and other items all with lovely images of our fragrances and personal products. You may purchase these items for your self or your EX's.


Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are so excited about our all natural earth friendly products making their debut this week. We have worked very hard together 24/7 to realize our dream. Working together as a team 24/7 can be a little soliloquy. That's my new word of the day. To ease the occasional tension in the garage I use my word of the day to intimidate Ronbert. He doesn't have a clue as to what I mean. That happens even when I use normal-regular words but this is a distraction for me. We are so happy working together as a team.

The orders coming in for our all natural earth friendly products is just beyond our wildest dreams. Not that our dreams are beyond wild! We are merely two people searching for that pot of gold (through hard work) at the end of the rainbow. The American Dream.

Next week the plan is to introduce our perfumes. We are sure your EX'S will really enjoy our all natural earth friendly products. We strive to use the purest and freshest ingredients in all of our products. The sandspurs for the facial bars are fresh and still a little green. We never reuse sandspurs. Although that could be an idea for another all natural earth friendly product. Remove the sandspurs from between the toes and the soles of the feet - grind them up glue them together and make a sanding stone out of them. I get my inspiration from so many palces - I amaze myself. Now if only Ronbert would see all my GREAT qualities. We love working together.

I am filled with anticipation. I can hardly wait till our all natural earth friendly perfumes hit the market next week. You will absolutely love purchasing them for your EX'S.


Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I were so excited to finally launch our all natural earth friendly product yesterday. The orders have been overwhelming and I had to take the day off from my day job to process all the orders. We are so grateful to everyone who has placed an order for our all natural earth friendly products.

Ronbert went to work as usual and left me with all the work to complete. Apparently his day job is more important than my day job. That's they way it was when we (I mean ME) were raising our 6 children. We just love working together 24/7, improving and growing our wonderful new business.

Today we (I) present our second all natural earth friendly product to the marketplace. I know you will love this smooth (a little lumpy) soft ( a little sticky) sweet smelling (pungent) hand cream. It's the perfect all natural earth friendly cream to send to your EX. We (I) present to you 'Pondscum" the perfect gift for your EX.

Now I need to get back to work on our all natural earth friendly products. I'm sailing solo here so -chop-chop. Ronbert had to go to work and I his loving spouse have chosen to complete our passion by myself. It's great being a team that works together to pursue their life's pleasures.

We accept Paypal, stamps, free coupons, checks that don't bounce, cash (we don't launder) and timeshare rentals.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

WELCOME to our blog Fragrance Faux You and the introduction to our very FIRST all natural earth friendly product. Our wonderful facial Bar for your EX. Ronbert and I are so excited about our products and what they can do for you.

This wonderful product is made from all natural earth friendly products found right near our home. The sandspurs are harvested right in our own front yard. The fallen sea oats are collected from the sandy beaches along the Gulf of Mexico. No sewage in our waters here, well, just a touch now and then. They close the beaches due to high fecal content on occasion.

Ronbert and I love working together 24/7 side by side in our cramped three car garage. This is our opportunity of a lifetime and we take great pride in introducing our wonderful products. We hope that you enjoy purchasing them for your EX's as much as we have enjoyed producing them, working so close for all these long months.

For details on ordering and sending this wonderful all natural earth friendly product to your favorite EX - please email us dasein06@gmail.com.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are still working very hard on our new all natural earth friendly products. We love working together as a team 24/7. Well, most of the time:} We plan to launch our FIRST product some time this week. We are so excited about this business opportunity.

Our FIRST product will be an all natural earth friendly facial bar for your EX. We have hand picked all of the fine ingredients and I have taken the images in our three car garage. We are presently using the three car garage as our office. It's more like a cubby or that nasty cubicle so many of us have worked in.

I do all the hands on work on Ronbert's big saw thing that takes up 1/4 of our 3 car garage. He does move things on me sometimes and they are lost for days at a time but eventually we find them in the end. We really love working as a team on our new business venture. We hope that you will love our products (to send to your EX'S) as much as we love producing the all natural earth friendly products.

We are so close!!!!

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Our inspiration for our all natural earth friendly facial bar.

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are so excited about presenting our all natural earth friendly products to you. We love working together as a team 24/7. It gets so cozy at times. Ronbert has his faults but we are committed to making a success of our new business venture. Making all natural earth friendly products to send to your EX'S. We know how you feel about the ex and wish them the very best!

We have decided to drop a little hint - sort of a pre-preview on our wonderful products. Our first astonishing item to explode on the market will be a soap. Not just your ordinary old soap - this is scrumptious. Not that you should eat it. You will be elated to send this all natural earth friendly product to your EX.

Our soap contains natural elements found along the seashore and right in our own front yard. It's the spot where I usually walk the dog. Acid soil makes them grow so big and strong.

Ronbert and I are almost ready to showcase our wonderful products within the next week. What a great way to start out the new year!

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Thank you for visiting. Ronbert and I are so excited about the production of our all natural earth friendly products. We work together as a couple 24/7, and it is so delightful. We have had yet another minor setback in launching our new and exciting fragrances and personal products.

All of our products are natural and earth friendly. We also are firm believers in recycling. Our containers for our all natural earth friendly products have been gently used before we acquired them. I have been collecting them in our workspace - our three car garage. We have never been able to put a car in our garage due to an accumulation of stuff. Ronbert is an avid collector.

Presently I have been using his big saw thing to take photos of our all natural earth friendly products and a place to store our gently used containers. Apparently Ronbert had an inspiration to clean out the three car garage and he disposed of all the containers I had collected for our all natural earth friendly wonderful products. We just so love working together as a team.

So the delay will only be temporary as I search for more gently used containers. We are so excited about the start of this new profession we have undertaken. We will still keep our day jobs to pay bills and keep our heads above water. We have taken to riding our bikes due to the high price of fuel. This has given us an opportunity to scan the neighborhood for inspiration and gently used containers for our products.

We are hoping to launch our series of personal products within the next week if Ronbert will keep his hands off of my stuff we may succeed.

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog. Thank you for visiting again. Ronbert and I are working ever so hard on our all natural earth friendly products. We just love working together as a team 24/7. We are extremely proud of the products we are producing - for you - to send to your EX'S. We know you will be thrilled and feel an emotional surge when our products finally hit the market - For Sale.

We are getting closer to unveiling our all natural earth friendly Fragrances and body potions. We should be ready for the preview within the next week. We are still keeping our day jobs until we can financially survive with the income from our all natural earth friendly products.

We have visited several mangrove swamps, bogs, salt marshes and landfills to get a feel of the essesences we wish to incorporate in our all natural earth friendly products for your EX'S. We have obtained many ideas from our mini-vacation. We are so excited about doing more research and development with our wonderful products.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to my blog, I mean our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I have just returned from our mini vacation in paradise. Getting to paradise was a bit bumpy but we are so excited about working together 24/7 on our new products. All of our products are natural and earth friendly. We had hoped to bring our fragrances to you the first of January but that is impossible at this time. We are still working extra, extra hard and together to bring these wonderful products to the public.

Ronbert and I had a slight disagreement before our departure to paradise/second honeymoon/trip to hell:} He thinks he is always RIGHT and NEVER does anything wrong. Mr. Perfect, yeah right!

Well, we are back and working hard and all the ruffled feathers have been clipped. We are back on track with just a minor setback getting our all natural earth friendly products on the market. We are so happy working together 24/7 getting our business off the ground.

We have started our all natural earth friendly product business in our three car garage. This is where we do all the development, photos, web design and research. We have never been able to get even one car into the three car garage. Why? Ronbert has a passion and obsession for tools. I believe they are junk but he thinks otherwise. Then, there are the bikes, the place for the dogs, storage, the lawnmower, old exercise equiptment, broken T.V.'s and an assortment of other STUFF. I take all the photos on top of Ronbert's saw thing that takes up 1/2 of the garage. I don't believe he has ever sawn anything with it - whatever. It makes a great space to photograph all of our all natural earth frioendly products.

We are hoping to release our great products some time this week. All of our products are researched and developed by the two of us. Completion takes place in our overcrowded three car garage that cannot hold even one car. Did I say that most of the STUFF in our garage belongs to Ronbert? We are so excited and happy to be working together on this impressive opportunity.


Please stay tuned for the release of our all natural earth friendly fragrances for yopur ex's.

Aine & Ronbert