Fragrance Faux You

Hello, and welcome to our blog and online store. We are so excited about our new line of sea glass jewelry that of course is all natural and earth friendly plus it is crafted of recyclable material.
Our latest creation comes from Curritick Sound in North Carolina. It's a light green gem wrapped in silver. This is a one of a kind all natural and earth friendly artistic piece.
We are offering to you are valued customer a special promotional price for this awesome all natural and earth friendly jewel.
Hurry this gem will not last very long. Thank you for your support and encouragement in our home grown business. Remember all of our products are earth friendly and all natural.


Sincerely,
Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello, and welcome to our blog and online store. We believe in producing items that are natural and earth friendly. Our line of all natural and earth friendly jewelry has taken off to a fantastic start. We are branching out and placing our wonderful sea glass art jewelry in stores and offices across the country. We are so excited with this new adventure.

This week Ronbert and I will be traveling to the panhandle of Florida. We will be searching for oil free sea glass that has washed up on the beaches in the panhandle. Not only will this help unlitter our pristine (hopefully) beaches but will add stock to our jewelry line of natural and earth friendly pieces.

We are looking forward to our trip and our excitement over this new jewelry is really turning our wheels. There is a chance we may even find a new faux fragrance while walking the beaches.

Today's featured item is called 'Boot Beer'. You must be an avid Piers Anthony reader to understand the meaning of 'Boot Beer'. This piece of glass was confiscated from the trash during our New York visit this summer. Thank you for not littering.

Once again Ronbert and I thank all of our loyal customers for their support and encouragement in our endeavors. Remember all of our items are natural and earth friendly.

Sincerely,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello and welcome to our blog and online store. I am so glad for your visit. Things here have been slow - very slow. The depressed economy has not been good for small business and the general population. When money is tight people do not buy faux fragrances. I guess they are not worried about how they smell. Paying the rent is a priority over smelling like heaven.

Once again Ronbert and I have had to reevaluate our business line of faux fragrances that have always been natural and environmentally friendly. We strive to survive compatibly with Mother Nature.

For the time being we will be letting the faux fragrances take a shelf in the back room. Now, we have decided that recycling and reusing many of the earth's treasure that once again are natural and earth friendly, into sell able products. This is our new passion in life. Everyone needs a passion. These are products everyone will love, cherish and pass on down into family history.

We are doing our part in saving the earth to collect bottles that some 'not so nice people' have tossed on our great green earth. We are recycling these bottles and turning them into awesome masterpieces. Technically they are not true sea glass but we feel we are doing a marvelous service to mankind. What we do is take them to the beach swish them around a little in the water take them home with a minuscule bucket of sand and tumble them into pieces of art. And I think people are buying original earth friendly and natural jewelry even though they have quit buying fragrances. You can look good and others will overlook the smell.

Now, we are selling a few of our one of a kind original faux sea glass jewelry. They are selling fast and furiously, so get that order in today before they are gone. Free shipping. And you will feel so good about helping keep Mother Nature free of debris and junk.

Fragrance Faux You

Hello, Happy Holidays and welcome to our blog and online store. A tremendous 'thank you' to all of our cherished customers who insist on purchasing our fantastic all natural earth friendly products. Our brand new fantabulous - 'Scratch and Sniff and Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two' has been a HUGE success. I am just amazed with the amount of loyal customers who have purchased our lively new product that as always is all natural and earth friendly. The 'Tramp Stamp' we have shortened the title a wee bit has been a total sell out.

We actually had to disconnect our phone. The battery also went dead and the Sprint store was closed and I didn't want to order online and then I had to do more research as our wonderful customers wanted MORE -'Tramp Stamps.' So Ronbert and I (actually it was just me because Ronbert likes to watch the telly at night) worked our tails off inventing yet two more new 'Tramp Stamps'.

There is only a few shopping days left before the big day hits us head first and we have added free shipping to all of our previous customers. Hurry and place your order for our new 'Tramp Stamp'. All of our products are earth friendly and natural.

Our two latest creations we have labeled as - 'Stinker Toys' and 'Mr. Sad Face', I got that brain fart for 'Stinker Toys from just cleaning out the fridge for the holidays. The aroma is stupendous. 'Mr. Sad Face' is for all of you ladies that have been dumped by a chump. You can proudly display the face of the chump that dumped you right above your rump - or lower if you choose. The fragrance for 'Mr. Sad Face' is kaboose kabobs.

Hopefully the phone will be working today or not - so to be on the safe side order online and receive free shipping. We so appreciate your business and your loyalty has helped this business grow. No layoffs, pay cuts, job cuts or bailouts for us. We aim to please all of our customers with American made all natural earth friendly products.

Have a bless day and a safe and happy CHRISTMAS, (I can say those words on my blog)

MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love to all,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Good morning and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Unfortunately, we will be closing our research and development on our fuel saving products. Since the price of gas has dropped dramatically we see no future at this time to capture flatulence gas from individuals and converting it to a fuel source. Ronbert is still overloaded with it but we will have to let him release his by-products into the air. I do worry about the possible pollution he may be inflicting on our ecosystem but then again all of his gas passing is natural and hopefully earth friendly. I'm sure he is not the only one who produces large amounts of excess odorous fumes. I'm teary eyed right now as he sits behind me releasing his essence.

We (mostly me) (actually just me) are still working on our wondrous perfumes and fragrances. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Our holiday line should be hitting the market very soon. I am so excited about our new products. Just a little hint of a new fragrance -pond turtle sludge and gator gunk.

We will keep you posted on our new line of all natural earth friendly holiday gifts. I have posted my first and only photographic image of gas as it leaves the large intestines and rolls into our air space with noxious odors. The image is much nicer than the smell. This is a technique that I have invented for capturing that classic moment.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello, and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It's been a very busy fall. Ronbert has taken a leave of absence from the business. I am still working on our all natural earth friendly alternative fuel. Ronbert still has lots of that. I am desperately trying to capture it and contain it without any odorous fumes running rampant. It's a tricky situation. You can't get too close because let me tell you phew!!! the fumes are dangerous.
I am working on our Christmas line of all natural earth friendly bath products. The new holly berry bath salts will certainly be a crowd pleaser. Red is a fine color for the holidays. My favorite new holiday scent is Mistletoe Fungi. Another new product is our cement pumice stone. That'll get rid of those nasty rough and ugly callouses.
Our all natural earth friendly Christmas products will be available very soon.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It
has been a very busy fall season. Ronbert and I have been working over time on all of our earth friendly natural products. We are working on the gas shortage (Ronbert has no shortage there) and of course working on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly products.
With all the commotion going on Ronbert has been a bit lax in his duties and special projects. Last night he went to top off the in ground pool and forgot to turn off the hose. Needless to say it overflowed and our water bill this month will eat all of our profits.
I have decided to give Ronbert some R&R. I will be working alone (as usual) on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly fragrances.

Have a bless day,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello and a warm welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for the lack of news being posted. You know how stit happens. Well there seems to be a lot of that running around our household.
Ronbert and I have been working fermently on our gas additive. Now, that the price of gas has gone done it has sent a little glitch in our operation. We are still trying to produce a fuel using excess personal gas. Ronbert has so much of it, LOL, we (I) thought it would be a good use of energy. The best part of our operation is our product is earth friendly and all natural.
Recently we became juicers. My thoughts were the liquid juice diet would produce more flaming fumes. Unfortunately it didn't quite exceed or even meet my expectations. Ronbert has disabled the loo way too many times with little gas involved. So we may have to write off the juicer experiment.
We are also in the process of starting a community effort to help reduce gas prices buy collecting personal expulsions. Some of the neighbors have completely closed the doors in our faces. They think we are looking for 15 minutes of fame. I am not Joe the Plumber. Although it that line of work there must be lots of excess gases floating around.
Please be patient as we hurriedly try to produce new all natural and earth friendly products for you are very loyal customers.

Have a bless day,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for the absence but it was necessary. Ronbert and I have been traveling the world in search of new fragrances for our all natural earth friendly products. Well, actually not traveling the whole world - just the United States. Well not exactly all the states just Florida. With the price of gas we took out a second mortgage on the house (not a good choice) to pay for the gas for our excursions. Now that we have finished our quest for new all natural earth friendly products and owe a huge mortgage payment the price of gas has dropped.

That's life in our world. And after all of the extensive traveling we found wonderful fragrances right in our own backyard. Well, not exactly the backyard - right inside our home. The essence of dog, mildew in the bathroom, rotten fruit in the fridge (power went out) and garbage disposal backup. So we are back in our R&D lab (garage) working fervently on these new all natural earth friendly fragrances. We do this for you our loyal customers.
With all the plant closing and layoffs around us we are rethinking our finances. I may have to give Ronbert the pink slip. It is I who do most of the work anyways so it is something to consider. Perhaps we will get a government bailout to increase our business. I feel we are adding important stocks to the world especially since all of our products are earth friendly and natural - no lead - no chemicals and made in the USA by Americans.

Ronbert and I wish all of our faithful customers a bless day and even those of you that are not our customers - yet.

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I (really just me) have been working tirelessly on our new campaign to save the earth and reduce fuel prices. I have been working at my day job about 50 hours per week (no overtime) and trying to do research on our fart processing project. This is capturing the farts and turning them into fuel for our vehicles. It is a daunting experiment.
Ronbert went on vacation and left me to tend the home front, the children, the pets and the business. He had a great time while I worked myself into a frizzle. My day job really interferes with my prosperous (getting there) home business.
So, I am a little behind schedule due to doing ALL the work by myself. We love working together as a team 24/7. Yes, some of us can take a vacation. I don't mean to sound bitter about the situation - I love being part of a team - even if I am the only team member that contributes to the effort of growing this wonderful business.
The good thing about Ronbert's vacation is he came home quite gassy:) He normally is gassy but this was extra gassy. I have been collecting samples and doing research. Soon, I hope we (I) have a break through on this money saving enterprise. All of our products are earth friendly and natural.
I have devised an instrument that connects Ronbert's exhaust directly to the fuel tank on the car. That car did explode but we are searching to purchase another vehicle for the experiments.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store. Ronbert and I have been working really, really hard on our energy saving product. Ronbert was ripping them off last night one after the other. We attended a fourth of July picnic and something did not agree with him. I worked for hours trying to capture the aroma. I have a gas mask that I use.

We want to capture flatulence and turn it into fuel for our vehicles. We love working together as a team 24/7. I now have this huge container of excess smelly puffs of air, mostly Ronbert's, actually it is all of Ronbert's. He's full of it, always has been and with this we will change the world.
We will make gas affordable for all. When we have this technique down we will resume our fragrance line but right now we are so busy trying to be green and saving the world - we have little time for other projects. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. We believe in saving the world -one fart at a time.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our Blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for being away from the blog for an extended period of time. Ronbert and I are on the cutting edge of introducing an amazing product. We have been working extremely hard on this new earth friendly all natural product.
It started when the price of gas went out of control and has touched every one's lives. We decided right then and there that WE must do something to combat this incredible wrong. We all need gas for our vehicles but the prices are hurting every person in the United States. So we have stepped up our effort to save this planet one fragrance at a time.

We have put off creating new fragrances for all of our customers in lieu of saving the earth and reducing oil prices. I believe if we pull this off our reward will be astronomical. Hopefully we can patent this and also be rolling in the greens. But first we feel we need to do our part in saving the earth. We feel that everyone can contribute to this venture and come out smelling like a rose.

Here's our plan:
We have this commodity and it's FREE, we just have to figure out how to contain it and reuse the product. It's methane gas. You know that foul smelling stuff that ejects from our bodies quite often. Well, with Ronbert and I it's very powerful and plentiful after consuming seafood. We found that out recently while camping in a confined space. We have been working on capturing this precious gas and converting it to fuel to power a vehicle. This is still in the researching phase but we have high hopes. No more $5.00 a gallon for us.

So we have placed the fragrance line on hold while we work on our 'Save the Earth One Fart At A Time Project'. If this dream comes to fruition we all will benefit.

Fragrance Faux You

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Pond Sludge

Seaweed Slop

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. We strive to make the very best all natural, earth friendly product's. Ronbert and I love working together a s team 24/7. We (really just me) have been doing fantastic research and development on our products. We want your Ex's to have the very best and it's not chocolate.

We are rolling out our 'Pond Sludge', the materials have been gathered from the most pungent ponds we could find. Gas masks were a required item. Your Ex's will ROFLTAS when the open this fragrance.

We have also produced 'Seaweed Slop' - another pungent and quite slimy exfoliant. When your Ex's lather that on the smiley faces it will sure take off that smirk. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. They are put together with love and precision. We (actually I do all the work) scour the marshes, salt basins and backwoods for special ingredients for our earth friendly all natural products. And we do this for YOU - our faithful and loyal customers. We know you want to make a statement to that EX. We are here to help you in your quest.

have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. It's been awhile since Ronbert and I (me) have posted. Actually Ronbert has never made a post. He just bosses me around and tells me what to do. He's such a sweetie.
We have been busy with life and have left the fragrance business slip a bit. We are starting anew once again. We love presenting our all natural earth friendly products to you - our favorite customers. We would be NOWHERE without you'all. That's a southern term. Kind of like 'Git-er-done'.
We are working on special products for you to send to your EX's and they will be appearing soon. Let your Ex's know how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I have been working together as a team 24/7. All of our hard work is paying off. Our sales are astronomical. And we have YOU our loyal customers to thank. Without your support and encouragement we would be just another online Faux Fragrance. All of our products are natural and earth friendly. We like to be green -green with envy.

To celebrate our success Ronbert made a delicious French Onion soup for dinner. His chef skills are improving. He spends lots of time in the kitchen and a small amount of time with the online business. But we have to eat.

Our latest fragrance is personal and the thought came to us (me, actually) over one of Ronbert's delicious dinners - hot turkey surprise. It's one of those family issues that we all have regarding our children and their lives. We try not to interfere - but you know how that flies. Our teenager has certainly revved up our motors.

Our newest fragrance is called 'Buttin Heads'. Your Ex will love this one. So let your Ex know how much you really don't care and send them this truly amazing fragrance. You and your Ex will love this all natural earth friendly aromatic fragrance.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I were so pleased with our St. Patrick's Day sale. We hope your EX's enjoyed our all natural earth friendly products as much as we enjoyed producing them.

We have worked very hard on our business - working together 24/7 as a team. We have added an end of March special for you our wonderful customers. Let your EX know how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. This is a last minute St. Patrick's Day special - for your EX. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. This will only be available for this weekend.

Let your EX know how much you really don't care. We suggest sending this gift with the book 'Turn of the Screw'. That will surely get your message across.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are so excited about our all natural earth friendly products for St. Patrick's Day. We hope you enjoy purchasing them for your EX's as much as we enjoy producing them.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7. Our goals - our dreams - are all about making products for you - our valued customers. Hurry and order your St. Patrick's Day gifts for ALL your EX's. Supplies are limited.


Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are extremely excited about presenting our line of St. Patrick's Day all natural earth friendly products. Let your Ex know how much you really don't care.

Go Green. Green the color of regurgitated grass, nasal mucous and moldy cheese. The perfect gift to send to your EX for St. Patrick's Day.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7 even though he had a little episode last night. We hope you love purchasing our wonderful all natural earth friendly products as much as we enjoy producing them.

Hurry items are in limited quantities!!!

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. St. Patrick's Day is almost here. Are you ready? Have you thought about that perfect gift for the EX? We have done all the work and research for you. Ronbert and I are introducing our all natural earth friendly St. Patrick's Day fragrances this week.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7. Our goal is to help you get over that EX. All of our products are all natural earth friendly and are made especially to let your EX's know how much you really don't care. This fragrance especially lets them know (phew) that they STINK - in more ways than one.

Hurry and place your order TODAY - these fantastic items are going fast and they are limited. 'Eau Dew Stink' is made from the essence of stinky sneakers, wet towels and dog gas. It's a very distinct aroma that lasts and last. Surely to please your EX's.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert