Welcome to our blog and online store – Fragrance Faux You. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and best wishes for a fantastic New Year. Ronbert and I (actually just me) have been working ever so hard putting in long hours and sleepless nights to present our special Christmas gift. And today our exciting new all natural earth friendly product hits the market with a KABOOM. Don’t get this term confused with the cereal or terrorists.
All of that hard work and nose to the cement sidewalk is paying off – like pay dirt. ‘Nose to the grindstone is so cliché.’
We have created and designed our all natural earth friendly new product especially for you our wonderful customers. It is our extreme pleasure to make available this all natural earth friendly gift for consumer purchase. Without you our loyal customers we as a company (so many are going under) are eternally grateful for your support and encouragement. We are prospering and growing our garage based business because of you.
We proudly present our all natural earth friendly ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’, for the lower back just above the crack a place where few should view. We have worked relentlessly on this aromatic Tramp Stamp. It will make the perfect all natural earth friendly Christmas gift for your loved one.
The ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp’ comes in one design but three (3) all natural earth friendly fragrances.
All of that hard work and nose to the cement sidewalk is paying off – like pay dirt. ‘Nose to the grindstone is so cliché.’
We have created and designed our all natural earth friendly new product especially for you our wonderful customers. It is our extreme pleasure to make available this all natural earth friendly gift for consumer purchase. Without you our loyal customers we as a company (so many are going under) are eternally grateful for your support and encouragement. We are prospering and growing our garage based business because of you.
We proudly present our all natural earth friendly ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’, for the lower back just above the crack a place where few should view. We have worked relentlessly on this aromatic Tramp Stamp. It will make the perfect all natural earth friendly Christmas gift for your loved one.
The ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp’ comes in one design but three (3) all natural earth friendly fragrances.
Sea Salt – Slash Pine Sap– Burnt Popcorn.
Sea Salt has that salty fragrance, Slash Pine Sap has that gooey feel with a piney fragrance and Burnt Popcorn has that long lasting earthy smell. These very special earth friendly all natural 'Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’s' are biodegradable with the ‘WARNING’ label EXCESSIVE scratching and sniffing may cause the black earth friendly all natural ink to fade and the skin to disintegrate and overload the mucous membrane brain cells. Please scratch and sniff responsively. Although this is the beauty of our fragrant ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’s’ – it doesn’t last forever and a day. I do believe this is the FIRST disposable all natural earth friendly Scratch and ‘Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’. We are the first American Company to produce this unique item - in time for Christmas.
Quantities are limited and it is just a few short days away from the big day. Hurry this is a once in a lifetime purchase for you or your loved one (Ex’s included). Be the first in your neighborhood to proudly display your ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’ in a place where the rest of us should not have to view.
Have a bless Day and Happy Holidays,
Aine and Ronbert
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