Fragrance Faux You

Hello, Happy Holidays and welcome to our blog and online store. A tremendous 'thank you' to all of our cherished customers who insist on purchasing our fantastic all natural earth friendly products. Our brand new fantabulous - 'Scratch and Sniff and Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two' has been a HUGE success. I am just amazed with the amount of loyal customers who have purchased our lively new product that as always is all natural and earth friendly. The 'Tramp Stamp' we have shortened the title a wee bit has been a total sell out.

We actually had to disconnect our phone. The battery also went dead and the Sprint store was closed and I didn't want to order online and then I had to do more research as our wonderful customers wanted MORE -'Tramp Stamps.' So Ronbert and I (actually it was just me because Ronbert likes to watch the telly at night) worked our tails off inventing yet two more new 'Tramp Stamps'.

There is only a few shopping days left before the big day hits us head first and we have added free shipping to all of our previous customers. Hurry and place your order for our new 'Tramp Stamp'. All of our products are earth friendly and natural.

Our two latest creations we have labeled as - 'Stinker Toys' and 'Mr. Sad Face', I got that brain fart for 'Stinker Toys from just cleaning out the fridge for the holidays. The aroma is stupendous. 'Mr. Sad Face' is for all of you ladies that have been dumped by a chump. You can proudly display the face of the chump that dumped you right above your rump - or lower if you choose. The fragrance for 'Mr. Sad Face' is kaboose kabobs.

Hopefully the phone will be working today or not - so to be on the safe side order online and receive free shipping. We so appreciate your business and your loyalty has helped this business grow. No layoffs, pay cuts, job cuts or bailouts for us. We aim to please all of our customers with American made all natural earth friendly products.

Have a bless day and a safe and happy CHRISTMAS, (I can say those words on my blog)

MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love to all,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store – Fragrance Faux You. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and best wishes for a fantastic New Year. Ronbert and I (actually just me) have been working ever so hard putting in long hours and sleepless nights to present our special Christmas gift. And today our exciting new all natural earth friendly product hits the market with a KABOOM. Don’t get this term confused with the cereal or terrorists.
All of that hard work and nose to the cement sidewalk is paying off – like pay dirt. ‘Nose to the grindstone is so cliché.’
We have created and designed our all natural earth friendly new product especially for you our wonderful customers. It is our extreme pleasure to make available this all natural earth friendly gift for consumer purchase. Without you our loyal customers we as a company (so many are going under) are eternally grateful for your support and encouragement. We are prospering and growing our garage based business because of you.
We proudly present our all natural earth friendly ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’, for the lower back just above the crack a place where few should view. We have worked relentlessly on this aromatic Tramp Stamp. It will make the perfect all natural earth friendly Christmas gift for your loved one.
The ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp’ comes in one design but three (3) all natural earth friendly fragrances.

Sea Salt – Slash Pine Sap– Burnt Popcorn.

Sea Salt has that salty fragrance, Slash Pine Sap has that gooey feel with a piney fragrance and Burnt Popcorn has that long lasting earthy smell. These very special earth friendly all natural 'Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’s' are biodegradable with the ‘WARNING’ label EXCESSIVE scratching and sniffing may cause the black earth friendly all natural ink to fade and the skin to disintegrate and overload the mucous membrane brain cells. Please scratch and sniff responsively. Although this is the beauty of our fragrant ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’s’ – it doesn’t last forever and a day. I do believe this is the FIRST disposable all natural earth friendly Scratch and ‘Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’. We are the first American Company to produce this unique item - in time for Christmas.
Quantities are limited and it is just a few short days away from the big day. Hurry this is a once in a lifetime purchase for you or your loved one (Ex’s included). Be the first in your neighborhood to proudly display your ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’ in a place where the rest of us should not have to view.

Have a bless Day and Happy Holidays,

Aine and Ronbert