Sunday, December 21, 2008

Fragrance Faux You




Hello, Happy Holidays and welcome to our blog and online store. A tremendous 'thank you' to all of our cherished customers who insist on purchasing our fantastic all natural earth friendly products. Our brand new fantabulous - 'Scratch and Sniff and Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two' has been a HUGE success. I am just amazed with the amount of loyal customers who have purchased our lively new product that as always is all natural and earth friendly. The 'Tramp Stamp' we have shortened the title a wee bit has been a total sell out.


We actually had to disconnect our phone. The battery also went dead and the Sprint store was closed and I didn't want to order online and then I had to do more research as our wonderful customers wanted MORE -'Tramp Stamps.' So Ronbert and I (actually it was just me because Ronbert likes to watch the telly at night) worked our tails off inventing yet two more new 'Tramp Stamps'.


There is only a few shopping days left before the big day hits us head first and we have added free shipping to all of our previous customers. Hurry and place your order for our new 'Tramp Stamp'. All of our products are earth friendly and natural.


Our two latest creations we have labeled as - 'Stinker Toys' and 'Mr. Sad Face', I got that brain fart for 'Stinker Toys from just cleaning out the fridge for the holidays. The aroma is stupendous. 'Mr. Sad Face' is for all of you ladies that have been dumped by a chump. You can proudly display the face of the chump that dumped you right above your rump - or lower if you choose. The fragrance for 'Mr. Sad Face' is kaboose kabobs.


Hopefully the phone will be working today or not - so to be on the safe side order online and receive free shipping. We so appreciate your business and your loyalty has helped this business grow. No layoffs, pay cuts, job cuts or bailouts for us. We aim to please all of our customers with American made all natural earth friendly products.




Have a bless day and a safe and happy CHRISTMAS, (I can say those words on my blog)


MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




love to all,


Aine and Ronbert

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