Seaweed Slop - and Exfoliant to reckon with!!
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Fragrance Faux You
***
New
***
New
***
Pond Sludge
Seaweed Slop
Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. We strive to make the very best all natural, earth friendly product's. Ronbert and I love working together a s team 24/7. We (really just me) have been doing fantastic research and development on our products. We want your Ex's to have the very best and it's not chocolate.
We are rolling out our 'Pond Sludge', the materials have been gathered from the most pungent ponds we could find. Gas masks were a required item. Your Ex's will ROFLTAS when the open this fragrance.
We have also produced 'Seaweed Slop' - another pungent and quite slimy exfoliant. When your Ex's lather that on the smiley faces it will sure take off that smirk. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. They are put together with love and precision. We (actually I do all the work) scour the marshes, salt basins and backwoods for special ingredients for our earth friendly all natural products. And we do this for YOU - our faithful and loyal customers. We know you want to make a statement to that EX. We are here to help you in your quest.
have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Fragrance Faux You
Welcome to our blog and online store. Ronbert and I have been very busy working on our all natural earth friendly products. We know how much you love purchasing our products for your EX's. Our business is all about you - our cherished customer.
I can hardly contain myself on our new fragrance - Pond Sludge. I know it's not quite ready to hit the market but I just had to give you a preview. It's awesome - all natural and earth friendly. The perfect May Day gift for your Ex. A little warning - you may need a gas mask.
We have gathered the perfect sediment - hold that nose - to produce this pungent fragrance.
Your Ex will be overwhelmed. Ronbert and I (mostly me - actually I do it all) have a little more R&D to perform before we can release our newest fragrance. We love working as a team 24/7.
We are so excited about this fragrance - Pond Sludge.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
I can hardly contain myself on our new fragrance - Pond Sludge. I know it's not quite ready to hit the market but I just had to give you a preview. It's awesome - all natural and earth friendly. The perfect May Day gift for your Ex. A little warning - you may need a gas mask.
We have gathered the perfect sediment - hold that nose - to produce this pungent fragrance.
Your Ex will be overwhelmed. Ronbert and I (mostly me - actually I do it all) have a little more R&D to perform before we can release our newest fragrance. We love working as a team 24/7.
We are so excited about this fragrance - Pond Sludge.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Fragrance Faux You
Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. It's been awhile since Ronbert and I (me) have posted. Actually Ronbert has never made a post. He just bosses me around and tells me what to do. He's such a sweetie.
We have been busy with life and have left the fragrance business slip a bit. We are starting anew once again. We love presenting our all natural earth friendly products to you - our favorite customers. We would be NOWHERE without you'all. That's a southern term. Kind of like 'Git-er-done'.
We are working on special products for you to send to your EX's and they will be appearing soon. Let your Ex's know how much you really don't care.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
We have been busy with life and have left the fragrance business slip a bit. We are starting anew once again. We love presenting our all natural earth friendly products to you - our favorite customers. We would be NOWHERE without you'all. That's a southern term. Kind of like 'Git-er-done'.
We are working on special products for you to send to your EX's and they will be appearing soon. Let your Ex's know how much you really don't care.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
