Fragrance Faux You

Hello, Happy Holidays and welcome to our blog and online store. A tremendous 'thank you' to all of our cherished customers who insist on purchasing our fantastic all natural earth friendly products. Our brand new fantabulous - 'Scratch and Sniff and Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two' has been a HUGE success. I am just amazed with the amount of loyal customers who have purchased our lively new product that as always is all natural and earth friendly. The 'Tramp Stamp' we have shortened the title a wee bit has been a total sell out.

We actually had to disconnect our phone. The battery also went dead and the Sprint store was closed and I didn't want to order online and then I had to do more research as our wonderful customers wanted MORE -'Tramp Stamps.' So Ronbert and I (actually it was just me because Ronbert likes to watch the telly at night) worked our tails off inventing yet two more new 'Tramp Stamps'.

There is only a few shopping days left before the big day hits us head first and we have added free shipping to all of our previous customers. Hurry and place your order for our new 'Tramp Stamp'. All of our products are earth friendly and natural.

Our two latest creations we have labeled as - 'Stinker Toys' and 'Mr. Sad Face', I got that brain fart for 'Stinker Toys from just cleaning out the fridge for the holidays. The aroma is stupendous. 'Mr. Sad Face' is for all of you ladies that have been dumped by a chump. You can proudly display the face of the chump that dumped you right above your rump - or lower if you choose. The fragrance for 'Mr. Sad Face' is kaboose kabobs.

Hopefully the phone will be working today or not - so to be on the safe side order online and receive free shipping. We so appreciate your business and your loyalty has helped this business grow. No layoffs, pay cuts, job cuts or bailouts for us. We aim to please all of our customers with American made all natural earth friendly products.

Have a bless day and a safe and happy CHRISTMAS, (I can say those words on my blog)

MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love to all,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store – Fragrance Faux You. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and best wishes for a fantastic New Year. Ronbert and I (actually just me) have been working ever so hard putting in long hours and sleepless nights to present our special Christmas gift. And today our exciting new all natural earth friendly product hits the market with a KABOOM. Don’t get this term confused with the cereal or terrorists.
All of that hard work and nose to the cement sidewalk is paying off – like pay dirt. ‘Nose to the grindstone is so cliché.’
We have created and designed our all natural earth friendly new product especially for you our wonderful customers. It is our extreme pleasure to make available this all natural earth friendly gift for consumer purchase. Without you our loyal customers we as a company (so many are going under) are eternally grateful for your support and encouragement. We are prospering and growing our garage based business because of you.
We proudly present our all natural earth friendly ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’, for the lower back just above the crack a place where few should view. We have worked relentlessly on this aromatic Tramp Stamp. It will make the perfect all natural earth friendly Christmas gift for your loved one.
The ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp’ comes in one design but three (3) all natural earth friendly fragrances.

Sea Salt – Slash Pine Sap– Burnt Popcorn.

Sea Salt has that salty fragrance, Slash Pine Sap has that gooey feel with a piney fragrance and Burnt Popcorn has that long lasting earthy smell. These very special earth friendly all natural 'Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’s' are biodegradable with the ‘WARNING’ label EXCESSIVE scratching and sniffing may cause the black earth friendly all natural ink to fade and the skin to disintegrate and overload the mucous membrane brain cells. Please scratch and sniff responsively. Although this is the beauty of our fragrant ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’s’ – it doesn’t last forever and a day. I do believe this is the FIRST disposable all natural earth friendly Scratch and ‘Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’. We are the first American Company to produce this unique item - in time for Christmas.
Quantities are limited and it is just a few short days away from the big day. Hurry this is a once in a lifetime purchase for you or your loved one (Ex’s included). Be the first in your neighborhood to proudly display your ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’ in a place where the rest of us should not have to view.

Have a bless Day and Happy Holidays,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Good morning and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Unfortunately, we will be closing our research and development on our fuel saving products. Since the price of gas has dropped dramatically we see no future at this time to capture flatulence gas from individuals and converting it to a fuel source. Ronbert is still overloaded with it but we will have to let him release his by-products into the air. I do worry about the possible pollution he may be inflicting on our ecosystem but then again all of his gas passing is natural and hopefully earth friendly. I'm sure he is not the only one who produces large amounts of excess odorous fumes. I'm teary eyed right now as he sits behind me releasing his essence.

We (mostly me) (actually just me) are still working on our wondrous perfumes and fragrances. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Our holiday line should be hitting the market very soon. I am so excited about our new products. Just a little hint of a new fragrance -pond turtle sludge and gator gunk.

We will keep you posted on our new line of all natural earth friendly holiday gifts. I have posted my first and only photographic image of gas as it leaves the large intestines and rolls into our air space with noxious odors. The image is much nicer than the smell. This is a technique that I have invented for capturing that classic moment.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello, and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It's been a very busy fall. Ronbert has taken a leave of absence from the business. I am still working on our all natural earth friendly alternative fuel. Ronbert still has lots of that. I am desperately trying to capture it and contain it without any odorous fumes running rampant. It's a tricky situation. You can't get too close because let me tell you phew!!! the fumes are dangerous.
I am working on our Christmas line of all natural earth friendly bath products. The new holly berry bath salts will certainly be a crowd pleaser. Red is a fine color for the holidays. My favorite new holiday scent is Mistletoe Fungi. Another new product is our cement pumice stone. That'll get rid of those nasty rough and ugly callouses.
Our all natural earth friendly Christmas products will be available very soon.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It
has been a very busy fall season. Ronbert and I have been working over time on all of our earth friendly natural products. We are working on the gas shortage (Ronbert has no shortage there) and of course working on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly products.
With all the commotion going on Ronbert has been a bit lax in his duties and special projects. Last night he went to top off the in ground pool and forgot to turn off the hose. Needless to say it overflowed and our water bill this month will eat all of our profits.
I have decided to give Ronbert some R&R. I will be working alone (as usual) on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly fragrances.

Have a bless day,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello and a warm welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for the lack of news being posted. You know how stit happens. Well there seems to be a lot of that running around our household.
Ronbert and I have been working fermently on our gas additive. Now, that the price of gas has gone done it has sent a little glitch in our operation. We are still trying to produce a fuel using excess personal gas. Ronbert has so much of it, LOL, we (I) thought it would be a good use of energy. The best part of our operation is our product is earth friendly and all natural.
Recently we became juicers. My thoughts were the liquid juice diet would produce more flaming fumes. Unfortunately it didn't quite exceed or even meet my expectations. Ronbert has disabled the loo way too many times with little gas involved. So we may have to write off the juicer experiment.
We are also in the process of starting a community effort to help reduce gas prices buy collecting personal expulsions. Some of the neighbors have completely closed the doors in our faces. They think we are looking for 15 minutes of fame. I am not Joe the Plumber. Although it that line of work there must be lots of excess gases floating around.
Please be patient as we hurriedly try to produce new all natural and earth friendly products for you are very loyal customers.

Have a bless day,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for the absence but it was necessary. Ronbert and I have been traveling the world in search of new fragrances for our all natural earth friendly products. Well, actually not traveling the whole world - just the United States. Well not exactly all the states just Florida. With the price of gas we took out a second mortgage on the house (not a good choice) to pay for the gas for our excursions. Now that we have finished our quest for new all natural earth friendly products and owe a huge mortgage payment the price of gas has dropped.

That's life in our world. And after all of the extensive traveling we found wonderful fragrances right in our own backyard. Well, not exactly the backyard - right inside our home. The essence of dog, mildew in the bathroom, rotten fruit in the fridge (power went out) and garbage disposal backup. So we are back in our R&D lab (garage) working fervently on these new all natural earth friendly fragrances. We do this for you our loyal customers.
With all the plant closing and layoffs around us we are rethinking our finances. I may have to give Ronbert the pink slip. It is I who do most of the work anyways so it is something to consider. Perhaps we will get a government bailout to increase our business. I feel we are adding important stocks to the world especially since all of our products are earth friendly and natural - no lead - no chemicals and made in the USA by Americans.

Ronbert and I wish all of our faithful customers a bless day and even those of you that are not our customers - yet.

Aine & Ronbert