Fragrance Faux You

Good morning and welcome to our blog and on line store Fragrance Faux You. I am sorry it has been so long since an update, special or just a friendly chat. Our business is doing quite well despite the state of the economy and other issues.
We have added a new line to our fragrances and it is hand tumbled and hand wrapped jewelry. I understand that jewelry has really nothing to do with fragrances but eventually the jewelry will need its very own website and marketing company. This venture is just in its infancy. We are hoping that it does as well or 'more better' than the fragrances.
Our newest fragrance is 'eau de oil'. Since we live in Florida capturing this smell - I mean fragrance is quite simple. One only needs to step outside - take a deep inhale - and there you have the smell I mean odor - I mean fragrance.
There is talk about burning the oil and that of course will produce an entirely new smell - I mean fragrance. As yet that scenario has not happened.
We have also decided to create an oil slick body butter. Our plan is to go to our once pristine white sandy beaches and collect said pollutants - I mean products to sell and market. We will call it BP body butter and it will clog your pores and seep into your system. Wait that doesn't sound too good. We will have to think up a new marketing strategy.
More breaking news - ----- - today is Ronbert's birthday and we are celebrating. Today and today only we are offering a two for one sale with free shipping. Please help celebrate Ronbert's special day. Donations of the green stuff is always appreciated and always a welcome handout. We unlike the failing banks have not been given a safety net in this down turn economy. We also do not charge outrageous prices and sell to those that cannot afford our products.
Thank you all for your loyalty and support. And wish Ronbert a Happy Birthday.

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello, and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Our store is struggling just as the rest of the nation. Our wonderful all natural earth friendly products are available for you our wonderful customers. Today, even the all natural products are getting hard to produce with the cost of everything going way beyond our means and paycheck.

We have decided to ask for our small business bail out. We are placing all future products on a holding pattern until this pathetic economy has a major turn-around or turn left. We will wait patiently for our bail out money and our incentives in our paychecks. If this is an inconvenience to our loyal customers we do apologize. We will be up and running with the wolves as soon as possible.

Have a bless day,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello and welcome to our blog and online store. Ronbert and I have been so busy working with our products and with the economy in the toilet it has been difficult. We have had to cut back on our research and development and other services. I'm sure many people have had to cut back, scrimp and reuse paper towels. It's been a difficult time for everyone. We were hoping that our alternative fuel concept would take off like a firecracker but that has not happened. We have discontinued that aspect of our business and Ronbert is now taking beano pills. We have invented yet another wonderful earth friendly and all natural product for our adoring customers.
We are so excited about this new venture and how it will turn many lives around. We will continue to sell our fragrances and try if possible to invent more of our all natural earth friendly fragrances. Tomorrow we will unveil our newest project. Remember all of our products are earth friendly and natural. We also carry our own cloth bags whenever we go to a store to make purchases. We thank all of our loyal friends and customers for their support and encouragement.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello, Happy Holidays and welcome to our blog and online store. A tremendous 'thank you' to all of our cherished customers who insist on purchasing our fantastic all natural earth friendly products. Our brand new fantabulous - 'Scratch and Sniff and Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two' has been a HUGE success. I am just amazed with the amount of loyal customers who have purchased our lively new product that as always is all natural and earth friendly. The 'Tramp Stamp' we have shortened the title a wee bit has been a total sell out.

We actually had to disconnect our phone. The battery also went dead and the Sprint store was closed and I didn't want to order online and then I had to do more research as our wonderful customers wanted MORE -'Tramp Stamps.' So Ronbert and I (actually it was just me because Ronbert likes to watch the telly at night) worked our tails off inventing yet two more new 'Tramp Stamps'.

There is only a few shopping days left before the big day hits us head first and we have added free shipping to all of our previous customers. Hurry and place your order for our new 'Tramp Stamp'. All of our products are earth friendly and natural.

Our two latest creations we have labeled as - 'Stinker Toys' and 'Mr. Sad Face', I got that brain fart for 'Stinker Toys from just cleaning out the fridge for the holidays. The aroma is stupendous. 'Mr. Sad Face' is for all of you ladies that have been dumped by a chump. You can proudly display the face of the chump that dumped you right above your rump - or lower if you choose. The fragrance for 'Mr. Sad Face' is kaboose kabobs.

Hopefully the phone will be working today or not - so to be on the safe side order online and receive free shipping. We so appreciate your business and your loyalty has helped this business grow. No layoffs, pay cuts, job cuts or bailouts for us. We aim to please all of our customers with American made all natural earth friendly products.

Have a bless day and a safe and happy CHRISTMAS, (I can say those words on my blog)

MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS`MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love to all,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store – Fragrance Faux You. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and best wishes for a fantastic New Year. Ronbert and I (actually just me) have been working ever so hard putting in long hours and sleepless nights to present our special Christmas gift. And today our exciting new all natural earth friendly product hits the market with a KABOOM. Don’t get this term confused with the cereal or terrorists.
All of that hard work and nose to the cement sidewalk is paying off – like pay dirt. ‘Nose to the grindstone is so cliché.’
We have created and designed our all natural earth friendly new product especially for you our wonderful customers. It is our extreme pleasure to make available this all natural earth friendly gift for consumer purchase. Without you our loyal customers we as a company (so many are going under) are eternally grateful for your support and encouragement. We are prospering and growing our garage based business because of you.
We proudly present our all natural earth friendly ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’, for the lower back just above the crack a place where few should view. We have worked relentlessly on this aromatic Tramp Stamp. It will make the perfect all natural earth friendly Christmas gift for your loved one.
The ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp’ comes in one design but three (3) all natural earth friendly fragrances.

Sea Salt – Slash Pine Sap– Burnt Popcorn.

Sea Salt has that salty fragrance, Slash Pine Sap has that gooey feel with a piney fragrance and Burnt Popcorn has that long lasting earthy smell. These very special earth friendly all natural 'Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’s' are biodegradable with the ‘WARNING’ label EXCESSIVE scratching and sniffing may cause the black earth friendly all natural ink to fade and the skin to disintegrate and overload the mucous membrane brain cells. Please scratch and sniff responsively. Although this is the beauty of our fragrant ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’s’ – it doesn’t last forever and a day. I do believe this is the FIRST disposable all natural earth friendly Scratch and ‘Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’. We are the first American Company to produce this unique item - in time for Christmas.
Quantities are limited and it is just a few short days away from the big day. Hurry this is a once in a lifetime purchase for you or your loved one (Ex’s included). Be the first in your neighborhood to proudly display your ‘Scratch and Sniff Peel and Stick Tramp Stamp Ta-two’ in a place where the rest of us should not have to view.

Have a bless Day and Happy Holidays,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Good morning and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Unfortunately, we will be closing our research and development on our fuel saving products. Since the price of gas has dropped dramatically we see no future at this time to capture flatulence gas from individuals and converting it to a fuel source. Ronbert is still overloaded with it but we will have to let him release his by-products into the air. I do worry about the possible pollution he may be inflicting on our ecosystem but then again all of his gas passing is natural and hopefully earth friendly. I'm sure he is not the only one who produces large amounts of excess odorous fumes. I'm teary eyed right now as he sits behind me releasing his essence.

We (mostly me) (actually just me) are still working on our wondrous perfumes and fragrances. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Our holiday line should be hitting the market very soon. I am so excited about our new products. Just a little hint of a new fragrance -pond turtle sludge and gator gunk.

We will keep you posted on our new line of all natural earth friendly holiday gifts. I have posted my first and only photographic image of gas as it leaves the large intestines and rolls into our air space with noxious odors. The image is much nicer than the smell. This is a technique that I have invented for capturing that classic moment.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello, and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It's been a very busy fall. Ronbert has taken a leave of absence from the business. I am still working on our all natural earth friendly alternative fuel. Ronbert still has lots of that. I am desperately trying to capture it and contain it without any odorous fumes running rampant. It's a tricky situation. You can't get too close because let me tell you phew!!! the fumes are dangerous.
I am working on our Christmas line of all natural earth friendly bath products. The new holly berry bath salts will certainly be a crowd pleaser. Red is a fine color for the holidays. My favorite new holiday scent is Mistletoe Fungi. Another new product is our cement pumice stone. That'll get rid of those nasty rough and ugly callouses.
Our all natural earth friendly Christmas products will be available very soon.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert