Thursday, January 31, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog Fragrance Faux You and our online store. Ronbert and I are so excited about our new adventure - selling all natural earth friendly products. We love working as a team 24/7. Our collected dreams are finally coming true - thanks to YOU our loyal customers. Last night we took a little break from business and Ronbert took me out to a lovely restaurant. We ordered drinks, appetizers, salads a very large entree and delicious desserts. We were seated in a quaint little booth right by the kitchen door with a vase of plastic roses on our table. It was dark in the corner (I think the light bulbs were blown out) the darkness made it all that more romantic.

I believed Ronbert spent a small fortune on me (I'm worth it) last evening. We had a wonderful time and discussed our new products and how fast our business is growing. It almost seemed like a business luncheon rather than a romantic getaway. We love working as a team. Later in the evening I discovered Ronbert had a giftcard for the entire meal so the romantic part dimmed a little.

We hope to launch some new products by the end of this week. We are extremely proud of our all natural earth friendly products. All of our ingriedients are hand picked with love. We recycle whenever we can. Keep an eye on our online store for more exciting and innovative products for your EX's.

We ordered so much food last night that we ended up bringing home three doggie bags. We will have leftovers for at least three days. I hope the salad doesn't wilt too bad.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are so excited about our all natural earth friendly products and the opening of our online store. We love working together as a team 24/7. We (I) will be adding more wonderful products to our online store hopefully this week. Ronbert has been tired lately so he goes to bed rather early and leaves the business work for me.

We are pleased with he HUGE response to our all natural earth friendly products. All of our products are made with love especially for you to send to your EX's. We have even had positive responses from some of the EX receivers.

We will continue to reinvent new all natural earth friendly products. If you have any suggestions about future products please send us an email and we will try to oblige. Ronbert and I just love our business endeavor. Remember VALENTINES DAY is getting closer.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog Fragrance Faux You and our online store - 'TRY ME'. We are so excited to offer you our all natural earth friendly products. Our new online store is a great success - thanks to all of our customers. Without you we would be just another loving couple wallowing in the thick waters of the bayou. And that is where some of our innovative ideas arise from - the bog, the bayou and the retention ponds.

Ronbert and I are working ever so diligently on our all natural earth friendly products. We love working together as a team 24/7. Ronbert has taken to fixing the evening meals to give me more time to work on our online store, our website and the production of all of our all natural earth friendly products.

We are hoping to unveil several new products within the next few weeks. Ronbert and I are so excited about our business and providing you - our loyal customers - with special products to send your EX's. All of our products are built with love and enthusiasm. Working together as a couple has been an enlightening experience. We do all of this for YOU - our wonderful customers.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Monday, January 28, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. We are so excited about the opening of our online store and our all natural earth friendly products. Ronbert and I have worked diligently together as a team 24/7. It has been extremely satisfying to see our dreams come true. We love our all natural earth friendly products. We hope that you love them also and continue to order our special products (made from love) from our online store. Anything to connect to an EX and keep in touch (if only virtually).

Friends and family are very supportive of our endeavor and have offered advice and comments. We are now in the planning process of adding another section to our store and blog. Ronbert agrees that I should make the blog more productive. He is always willing to give me advice and instruction on how to do everything. We just love working together 24/7.

We hope to be adding new fragrances to our menagerie of all natural earth friendly products. Your EX's will just love these new items. We (I) are planning to add a special Valentine's Day special. Ronbert is quite busy at work so he leaves most of the planning and executing the materials to me.

Have a Bless Day,

Aine & Ronbert

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You and our new online store. Ronbert and I are so excited about our all natural earth friendly products and our new online store. We have worked so hard on this project, actually Ronbert is still feeling 'under the weather' and has not helped very much if any at all. We love working together as a team 24/7, devoting every spare moment of our life to enhance our dreams.

With the help of a high school student (we are a little Internet incompetent) we have our store up and running. Orders are already coming in. We thank all of you who have purchased from our online store. We hope you enjoy the pleasure of sending your EX a charming gift. Without our customers we would be nowhere and nobody. Ronbert and I thank you for helping us with our dream of being self-sufficient. And we love producing all natural earth friendly products.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are very excited about our all natural earth friendly products. We are still working on our online store. We are hoping our store with all natural earth friendly products will be up and running by the end of the week.

We love working together as a team 24/7. We are committed to our wonderful products. We hope that you enjoy purchasing them for your Ex's as much as we love developing and marketing them.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Monday, January 21, 2008

Fragrance Faux You


Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are very excited to introduce our new all natural earth friendly fragrance. We came upon the idea on our trip up the coast. The aroma we experienced when crossing the rivers in Georgia were just mind boggling. Right at that moment the light bulb went on - we do use the energy saving light bulbs.

When we returned from our trip we immediately began working on the new fragrance. Well, actually I worked on it Ronbert has been a little under the weather and he needed his rest.


We love working together as a team 24/7. We are striving to build our business with all natural earth friendly products.


Our new fragrance can be used for your male or female EX - it is very versatile. The reused bottle is a little on the feminine side but we do recycle. Our plan is to help save the earth and produce all natural earth friendly products for YOU - to send to your EX's.
We have named our new product GB. We came to that name from the many GQ magazines that Ronbert reads. It is reminiscent of the Georgia bog smell that traveled with us through out our journey.



Have a bless day,


Aine & Ronbert

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our Blog - Fragrance Faux You. I have just returned from a seminar in Orlando. It was so exciting and inspiring. I listened to a wonderful speaker -Ruby Payne - she discussed poverty. I know that term well! She opened my eyes about people purchasing necessities verses priorities. And personal products and fragrances especially for your Exs's are a major priority. I am elated on hearing this news. To me this means people would prefer to buy my products rather than paying their car payment.

Ronbert and I are still working very hard on our store and website to promote our all natural earth friendly products. Ronbert was feeling a little run down so he spent several days taking it easy while I was at the conference promoting our products and our business. We love working together as a team 24/7. We are proud of our all natural earth friendly products.

We have decide to get some professional help ( a local high school student) to help us with our online store and website. I have gone as far as I can go with the online store and Ronbert has been busy.

I obtained some great ideas and inspirations while at the seminar. I also brought home several bottles of lotion, shampoo and conditioner, and a box of Kleenex a roll of toilet tissue, paper and quite a few pens from the seminar. The pens have the name of the hotel on them and I am thinking it may be a nice EXTRA for those who are ordering our all natural earth friendly products. It's a very exclusive and expensive hotel -sure to make the EX jealous.

We expect our online store to be up and running by next week. We can't wait to introduce all of our all natural earth friendly products.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Saturday, January 12, 2008







Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. I am still working on setting up our online store for our all natural earth friendly products. Ronbert and I just love working together 24/7 to establish our new business. I worked very hard yesterday on the website. Ronbert likes to lie on the couch and watch Television.

We are so excited about opening a store. This is our dream come true. We are proud to offer to you all natural earth friendly items. All of our products are made special for your EX's. We hope you enjoy purchasing them as much as we enjoy developing and selling these wonderful products.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Friday, January 11, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are elated with our new endeavor. Our sales have been incredible and we (I) have started a store with CafePress. It's still under construction but should be up and running by next week. I worked all day yesterday at my day job and them came home and worked for hours with our new business. Ronbert likes to watch the television when he comes home from work.

We are so excited about selling our all natural earth friendly products to you for your EX's. We love working together as a team 24/7. Our business is growing more than we ever imagined. We stand behind our all natural earth friendly products. All of our ingredients are hand picked.

I took today off from my day job (Ronbert went to work-as usual) to work on the new store. We will be offering mugs, t-shirts, bumper stickers, magnets, calendars, mouse pads and other items all with lovely images of our fragrances and personal products. You may purchase these items for your self or your EX's.


Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are so excited about our all natural earth friendly products making their debut this week. We have worked very hard together 24/7 to realize our dream. Working together as a team 24/7 can be a little soliloquy. That's my new word of the day. To ease the occasional tension in the garage I use my word of the day to intimidate Ronbert. He doesn't have a clue as to what I mean. That happens even when I use normal-regular words but this is a distraction for me. We are so happy working together as a team.

The orders coming in for our all natural earth friendly products is just beyond our wildest dreams. Not that our dreams are beyond wild! We are merely two people searching for that pot of gold (through hard work) at the end of the rainbow. The American Dream.

Next week the plan is to introduce our perfumes. We are sure your EX'S will really enjoy our all natural earth friendly products. We strive to use the purest and freshest ingredients in all of our products. The sandspurs for the facial bars are fresh and still a little green. We never reuse sandspurs. Although that could be an idea for another all natural earth friendly product. Remove the sandspurs from between the toes and the soles of the feet - grind them up glue them together and make a sanding stone out of them. I get my inspiration from so many palces - I amaze myself. Now if only Ronbert would see all my GREAT qualities. We love working together.

I am filled with anticipation. I can hardly wait till our all natural earth friendly perfumes hit the market next week. You will absolutely love purchasing them for your EX'S.


Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Fragrance Faux You


Welcome to our blog Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I were so excited to finally launch our all natural earth friendly product yesterday. The orders have been overwhelming and I had to take the day off from my day job to process all the orders. We are so grateful to everyone who has placed an order for our all natural earth friendly products.


Ronbert went to work as usual and left me with all the work to complete. Apparently his day job is more important than my day job. That's they way it was when we (I mean ME) were raising our 6 children. We just love working together 24/7, improving and growing our wonderful new business.


Today we (I) present our second all natural earth friendly product to the marketplace. I know you will love this smooth (a little lumpy) soft ( a little sticky) sweet smelling (pungent) hand cream. It's the perfect all natural earth friendly cream to send to your EX. We (I) present to you 'Pondscum" the perfect gift for your EX.
Now I need to get back to work on our all natural earth friendly products. I'm sailing solo here so -chop-chop. Ronbert had to go to work and I his loving spouse have chosen to complete our passion by myself. It's great being a team that works together to pursue their life's pleasures.
We accept Paypal, stamps, free coupons, checks that don't bounce, cash (we don't launder) and timeshare rentals.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Fragrance Faux You


WELCOME to our blog Fragrance Faux You and the introduction to our very FIRST all natural earth friendly product. Our wonderful facial Bar for your EX. Ronbert and I are so excited about our products and what they can do for you.
This wonderful product is made from all natural earth friendly products found right near our home. The sandspurs are harvested right in our own front yard. The fallen sea oats are collected from the sandy beaches along the Gulf of Mexico. No sewage in our waters here, well, just a touch now and then. They close the beaches due to high fecal content on occasion.
Ronbert and I love working together 24/7 side by side in our cramped three car garage. This is our opportunity of a lifetime and we take great pride in introducing our wonderful products. We hope that you enjoy purchasing them for your EX's as much as we have enjoyed producing them, working so close for all these long months.
For details on ordering and sending this wonderful all natural earth friendly product to your favorite EX - please email us dasein06@gmail.com.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert

Monday, January 7, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are still working very hard on our new all natural earth friendly products. We love working together as a team 24/7. Well, most of the time:} We plan to launch our FIRST product some time this week. We are so excited about this business opportunity.

Our FIRST product will be an all natural earth friendly facial bar for your EX. We have hand picked all of the fine ingredients and I have taken the images in our three car garage. We are presently using the three car garage as our office. It's more like a cubby or that nasty cubicle so many of us have worked in.

I do all the hands on work on Ronbert's big saw thing that takes up 1/4 of our 3 car garage. He does move things on me sometimes and they are lost for days at a time but eventually we find them in the end. We really love working as a team on our new business venture. We hope that you will love our products (to send to your EX'S) as much as we love producing the all natural earth friendly products.

We are so close!!!!

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Sunday, January 6, 2008


Our inspiration for our all natural earth friendly facial bar.

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are so excited about presenting our all natural earth friendly products to you. We love working together as a team 24/7. It gets so cozy at times. Ronbert has his faults but we are committed to making a success of our new business venture. Making all natural earth friendly products to send to your EX'S. We know how you feel about the ex and wish them the very best!

We have decided to drop a little hint - sort of a pre-preview on our wonderful products. Our first astonishing item to explode on the market will be a soap. Not just your ordinary old soap - this is scrumptious. Not that you should eat it. You will be elated to send this all natural earth friendly product to your EX.

Our soap contains natural elements found along the seashore and right in our own front yard. It's the spot where I usually walk the dog. Acid soil makes them grow so big and strong.

Ronbert and I are almost ready to showcase our wonderful products within the next week. What a great way to start out the new year!

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Thank you for visiting. Ronbert and I are so excited about the production of our all natural earth friendly products. We work together as a couple 24/7, and it is so delightful. We have had yet another minor setback in launching our new and exciting fragrances and personal products.

All of our products are natural and earth friendly. We also are firm believers in recycling. Our containers for our all natural earth friendly products have been gently used before we acquired them. I have been collecting them in our workspace - our three car garage. We have never been able to put a car in our garage due to an accumulation of stuff. Ronbert is an avid collector.

Presently I have been using his big saw thing to take photos of our all natural earth friendly products and a place to store our gently used containers. Apparently Ronbert had an inspiration to clean out the three car garage and he disposed of all the containers I had collected for our all natural earth friendly wonderful products. We just so love working together as a team.

So the delay will only be temporary as I search for more gently used containers. We are so excited about the start of this new profession we have undertaken. We will still keep our day jobs to pay bills and keep our heads above water. We have taken to riding our bikes due to the high price of fuel. This has given us an opportunity to scan the neighborhood for inspiration and gently used containers for our products.

We are hoping to launch our series of personal products within the next week if Ronbert will keep his hands off of my stuff we may succeed.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Fragrance Faux You


Welcome to our blog. Thank you for visiting again. Ronbert and I are working ever so hard on our all natural earth friendly products. We just love working together as a team 24/7. We are extremely proud of the products we are producing - for you - to send to your EX'S. We know you will be thrilled and feel an emotional surge when our products finally hit the market - For Sale.


We are getting closer to unveiling our all natural earth friendly Fragrances and body potions. We should be ready for the preview within the next week. We are still keeping our day jobs until we can financially survive with the income from our all natural earth friendly products.
We have visited several mangrove swamps, bogs, salt marshes and landfills to get a feel of the essesences we wish to incorporate in our all natural earth friendly products for your EX'S. We have obtained many ideas from our mini-vacation. We are so excited about doing more research and development with our wonderful products.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to my blog, I mean our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I have just returned from our mini vacation in paradise. Getting to paradise was a bit bumpy but we are so excited about working together 24/7 on our new products. All of our products are natural and earth friendly. We had hoped to bring our fragrances to you the first of January but that is impossible at this time. We are still working extra, extra hard and together to bring these wonderful products to the public.

Ronbert and I had a slight disagreement before our departure to paradise/second honeymoon/trip to hell:} He thinks he is always RIGHT and NEVER does anything wrong. Mr. Perfect, yeah right!

Well, we are back and working hard and all the ruffled feathers have been clipped. We are back on track with just a minor setback getting our all natural earth friendly products on the market. We are so happy working together 24/7 getting our business off the ground.

We have started our all natural earth friendly product business in our three car garage. This is where we do all the development, photos, web design and research. We have never been able to get even one car into the three car garage. Why? Ronbert has a passion and obsession for tools. I believe they are junk but he thinks otherwise. Then, there are the bikes, the place for the dogs, storage, the lawnmower, old exercise equiptment, broken T.V.'s and an assortment of other STUFF. I take all the photos on top of Ronbert's saw thing that takes up 1/2 of the garage. I don't believe he has ever sawn anything with it - whatever. It makes a great space to photograph all of our all natural earth frioendly products.

We are hoping to release our great products some time this week. All of our products are researched and developed by the two of us. Completion takes place in our overcrowded three car garage that cannot hold even one car. Did I say that most of the STUFF in our garage belongs to Ronbert? We are so excited and happy to be working together on this impressive opportunity.


Please stay tuned for the release of our all natural earth friendly fragrances for yopur ex's.

Aine & Ronbert