Fragrance Faux You

Good morning and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Unfortunately, we will be closing our research and development on our fuel saving products. Since the price of gas has dropped dramatically we see no future at this time to capture flatulence gas from individuals and converting it to a fuel source. Ronbert is still overloaded with it but we will have to let him release his by-products into the air. I do worry about the possible pollution he may be inflicting on our ecosystem but then again all of his gas passing is natural and hopefully earth friendly. I'm sure he is not the only one who produces large amounts of excess odorous fumes. I'm teary eyed right now as he sits behind me releasing his essence.

We (mostly me) (actually just me) are still working on our wondrous perfumes and fragrances. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Our holiday line should be hitting the market very soon. I am so excited about our new products. Just a little hint of a new fragrance -pond turtle sludge and gator gunk.

We will keep you posted on our new line of all natural earth friendly holiday gifts. I have posted my first and only photographic image of gas as it leaves the large intestines and rolls into our air space with noxious odors. The image is much nicer than the smell. This is a technique that I have invented for capturing that classic moment.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello, and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It's been a very busy fall. Ronbert has taken a leave of absence from the business. I am still working on our all natural earth friendly alternative fuel. Ronbert still has lots of that. I am desperately trying to capture it and contain it without any odorous fumes running rampant. It's a tricky situation. You can't get too close because let me tell you phew!!! the fumes are dangerous.
I am working on our Christmas line of all natural earth friendly bath products. The new holly berry bath salts will certainly be a crowd pleaser. Red is a fine color for the holidays. My favorite new holiday scent is Mistletoe Fungi. Another new product is our cement pumice stone. That'll get rid of those nasty rough and ugly callouses.
Our all natural earth friendly Christmas products will be available very soon.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It
has been a very busy fall season. Ronbert and I have been working over time on all of our earth friendly natural products. We are working on the gas shortage (Ronbert has no shortage there) and of course working on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly products.
With all the commotion going on Ronbert has been a bit lax in his duties and special projects. Last night he went to top off the in ground pool and forgot to turn off the hose. Needless to say it overflowed and our water bill this month will eat all of our profits.
I have decided to give Ronbert some R&R. I will be working alone (as usual) on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly fragrances.

Have a bless day,

Aine and Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello and a warm welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for the lack of news being posted. You know how stit happens. Well there seems to be a lot of that running around our household.
Ronbert and I have been working fermently on our gas additive. Now, that the price of gas has gone done it has sent a little glitch in our operation. We are still trying to produce a fuel using excess personal gas. Ronbert has so much of it, LOL, we (I) thought it would be a good use of energy. The best part of our operation is our product is earth friendly and all natural.
Recently we became juicers. My thoughts were the liquid juice diet would produce more flaming fumes. Unfortunately it didn't quite exceed or even meet my expectations. Ronbert has disabled the loo way too many times with little gas involved. So we may have to write off the juicer experiment.
We are also in the process of starting a community effort to help reduce gas prices buy collecting personal expulsions. Some of the neighbors have completely closed the doors in our faces. They think we are looking for 15 minutes of fame. I am not Joe the Plumber. Although it that line of work there must be lots of excess gases floating around.
Please be patient as we hurriedly try to produce new all natural and earth friendly products for you are very loyal customers.

Have a bless day,

Aine and Ronbert