Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I (really just me) have been working tirelessly on our new campaign to save the earth and reduce fuel prices. I have been working at my day job about 50 hours per week (no overtime) and trying to do research on our fart processing project. This is capturing the farts and turning them into fuel for our vehicles. It is a daunting experiment.
Ronbert went on vacation and left me to tend the home front, the children, the pets and the business. He had a great time while I worked myself into a frizzle. My day job really interferes with my prosperous (getting there) home business.
So, I am a little behind schedule due to doing ALL the work by myself. We love working together as a team 24/7. Yes, some of us can take a vacation. I don't mean to sound bitter about the situation - I love being part of a team - even if I am the only team member that contributes to the effort of growing this wonderful business.
The good thing about Ronbert's vacation is he came home quite gassy:) He normally is gassy but this was extra gassy. I have been collecting samples and doing research. Soon, I hope we (I) have a break through on this money saving enterprise. All of our products are earth friendly and natural.
I have devised an instrument that connects Ronbert's exhaust directly to the fuel tank on the car. That car did explode but we are searching to purchase another vehicle for the experiments.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store. Ronbert and I have been working really, really hard on our energy saving product. Ronbert was ripping them off last night one after the other. We attended a fourth of July picnic and something did not agree with him. I worked for hours trying to capture the aroma. I have a gas mask that I use.

We want to capture flatulence and turn it into fuel for our vehicles. We love working together as a team 24/7. I now have this huge container of excess smelly puffs of air, mostly Ronbert's, actually it is all of Ronbert's. He's full of it, always has been and with this we will change the world.
We will make gas affordable for all. When we have this technique down we will resume our fragrance line but right now we are so busy trying to be green and saving the world - we have little time for other projects. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. We believe in saving the world -one fart at a time.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert