Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I were so pleased with our St. Patrick's Day sale. We hope your EX's enjoyed our all natural earth friendly products as much as we enjoyed producing them.

We have worked very hard on our business - working together 24/7 as a team. We have added an end of March special for you our wonderful customers. Let your EX know how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. This is a last minute St. Patrick's Day special - for your EX. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. This will only be available for this weekend.

Let your EX know how much you really don't care. We suggest sending this gift with the book 'Turn of the Screw'. That will surely get your message across.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Only a few more days left to order your St. Patrick's Day gifts for your EX. Supplies are limited so HURRY-HURRY-HURRY.

Ronbert and I love working together 24/7 on our all natural earth friendly products. We are pleased with the fragrances we have created for St. Patrick's Day. It's the day for wearing the green so do it with our special fragrance 'VOMIT' or "GREEN WITH ENVY".

We hope you enjoy purchasing our all natural earth friendly products as much as we enjoy making them.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are so excited about our all natural earth friendly products for St. Patrick's Day. We hope you enjoy purchasing them for your EX's as much as we enjoy producing them.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7. Our goals - our dreams - are all about making products for you - our valued customers. Hurry and order your St. Patrick's Day gifts for ALL your EX's. Supplies are limited.


Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are extremely excited about presenting our line of St. Patrick's Day all natural earth friendly products. Let your Ex know how much you really don't care.

Go Green. Green the color of regurgitated grass, nasal mucous and moldy cheese. The perfect gift to send to your EX for St. Patrick's Day.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7 even though he had a little episode last night. We hope you love purchasing our wonderful all natural earth friendly products as much as we enjoy producing them.

Hurry items are in limited quantities!!!

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. St. Patrick's Day is almost here. Are you ready? Have you thought about that perfect gift for the EX? We have done all the work and research for you. Ronbert and I are introducing our all natural earth friendly St. Patrick's Day fragrances this week.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7. Our goal is to help you get over that EX. All of our products are all natural earth friendly and are made especially to let your EX's know how much you really don't care. This fragrance especially lets them know (phew) that they STINK - in more ways than one.

Hurry and place your order TODAY - these fantastic items are going fast and they are limited. 'Eau Dew Stink' is made from the essence of stinky sneakers, wet towels and dog gas. It's a very distinct aroma that lasts and last. Surely to please your EX's.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I have been working ever so hard on our special St. Patrick's Day fragrances. Today we are pleased to announce a cream. You have all heard of Aloe Vera and the magic it produces. Well Ronbert and I have done our research and homework and have invented the perfect cream. Hemorrhoid cream.

I know it's not a problem we like to discuss - but it happens! So we have decided to help you help your EX in ridding themselves of this uncomfortable medical issue. Today we are launching 'Sit On This', for all hemorrhoids - past or present. This is our special St. Patrick's Day gift.

We know that your Ex will really appreciate this new all natural earth friendly product. Hurry!!! the supply is limited.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store. Ronbert and I are extremely excited with the introduction to our St. Patrick's Day fragrances for your EX's. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. We strongly believe in recycling.

Yesterday Ronbert (yes, he did help) and I traveled the back roads searching out new fragrances. The marshes and bogs have a multitude of aromas.

Our very special fragrance -VOMIT - is a combination of well you can imagine. It is all natural and very potent. Your EX will be thrilled. The fragrance is a bit overwhelming especially for those with a weak stomach.

St. Patrick's Day is fast approaching - don't forget that special EX. Let them know how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store. Today we launch our all natural earth friendly St. Patrick's Day fragrances. GREEN is the theme.

We hope you obtain certain satisfaction when you purchase one or more of our wonderful products. Ronbert and I (actually just me) have worked VERY hard on producing our special fragrances for St. Patrick's Day.

We hope you enjoy sending them to your EX's as much as we enjoy making them.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert