Hello, and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It's been a very busy fall. Ronbert has taken a leave of absence from the business. I am still working on our all natural earth friendly alternative fuel. Ronbert still has lots of that. I am desperately trying to capture it and contain it without any odorous fumes running rampant. It's a tricky situation. You can't get too close because let me tell you phew!!! the fumes are dangerous.
I am working on our Christmas line of all natural earth friendly bath products. The new holly berry bath salts will certainly be a crowd pleaser. Red is a fine color for the holidays. My favorite new holiday scent is Mistletoe Fungi. Another new product is our cement pumice stone. That'll get rid of those nasty rough and ugly callouses.
Our all natural earth friendly Christmas products will be available very soon.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Fragrance Faux You
Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It
has been a very busy fall season. Ronbert and I have been working over time on all of our earth friendly natural products. We are working on the gas shortage (Ronbert has no shortage there) and of course working on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly products.
With all the commotion going on Ronbert has been a bit lax in his duties and special projects. Last night he went to top off the in ground pool and forgot to turn off the hose. Needless to say it overflowed and our water bill this month will eat all of our profits.
I have decided to give Ronbert some R&R. I will be working alone (as usual) on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly fragrances.
Have a bless day,
Aine and Ronbert
has been a very busy fall season. Ronbert and I have been working over time on all of our earth friendly natural products. We are working on the gas shortage (Ronbert has no shortage there) and of course working on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly products.
With all the commotion going on Ronbert has been a bit lax in his duties and special projects. Last night he went to top off the in ground pool and forgot to turn off the hose. Needless to say it overflowed and our water bill this month will eat all of our profits.
I have decided to give Ronbert some R&R. I will be working alone (as usual) on our new Christmas line of all natural earth friendly fragrances.
Have a bless day,
Aine and Ronbert
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Fragrance Faux You
Hello and a warm welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for the lack of news being posted. You know how stit happens. Well there seems to be a lot of that running around our household.
Ronbert and I have been working fermently on our gas additive. Now, that the price of gas has gone done it has sent a little glitch in our operation. We are still trying to produce a fuel using excess personal gas. Ronbert has so much of it, LOL, we (I) thought it would be a good use of energy. The best part of our operation is our product is earth friendly and all natural.
Recently we became juicers. My thoughts were the liquid juice diet would produce more flaming fumes. Unfortunately it didn't quite exceed or even meet my expectations. Ronbert has disabled the loo way too many times with little gas involved. So we may have to write off the juicer experiment.
We are also in the process of starting a community effort to help reduce gas prices buy collecting personal expulsions. Some of the neighbors have completely closed the doors in our faces. They think we are looking for 15 minutes of fame. I am not Joe the Plumber. Although it that line of work there must be lots of excess gases floating around.
Please be patient as we hurriedly try to produce new all natural and earth friendly products for you are very loyal customers.
Have a bless day,
Aine and Ronbert
Ronbert and I have been working fermently on our gas additive. Now, that the price of gas has gone done it has sent a little glitch in our operation. We are still trying to produce a fuel using excess personal gas. Ronbert has so much of it, LOL, we (I) thought it would be a good use of energy. The best part of our operation is our product is earth friendly and all natural.
Recently we became juicers. My thoughts were the liquid juice diet would produce more flaming fumes. Unfortunately it didn't quite exceed or even meet my expectations. Ronbert has disabled the loo way too many times with little gas involved. So we may have to write off the juicer experiment.
We are also in the process of starting a community effort to help reduce gas prices buy collecting personal expulsions. Some of the neighbors have completely closed the doors in our faces. They think we are looking for 15 minutes of fame. I am not Joe the Plumber. Although it that line of work there must be lots of excess gases floating around.
Please be patient as we hurriedly try to produce new all natural and earth friendly products for you are very loyal customers.
Have a bless day,
Aine and Ronbert
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Fragrance Faux You
Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for the absence but it was necessary. Ronbert and I have been traveling the world in search of new fragrances for our all natural earth friendly products. Well, actually not traveling the whole world - just the United States. Well not exactly all the states just Florida. With the price of gas we took out a second mortgage on the house (not a good choice) to pay for the gas for our excursions. Now that we have finished our quest for new all natural earth friendly products and owe a huge mortgage payment the price of gas has dropped.
That's life in our world. And after all of the extensive traveling we found wonderful fragrances right in our own backyard. Well, not exactly the backyard - right inside our home. The essence of dog, mildew in the bathroom, rotten fruit in the fridge (power went out) and garbage disposal backup. So we are back in our R&D lab (garage) working fervently on these new all natural earth friendly fragrances. We do this for you our loyal customers.
With all the plant closing and layoffs around us we are rethinking our finances. I may have to give Ronbert the pink slip. It is I who do most of the work anyways so it is something to consider. Perhaps we will get a government bailout to increase our business. I feel we are adding important stocks to the world especially since all of our products are earth friendly and natural - no lead - no chemicals and made in the USA by Americans.
Ronbert and I wish all of our faithful customers a bless day and even those of you that are not our customers - yet.
Aine & Ronbert
That's life in our world. And after all of the extensive traveling we found wonderful fragrances right in our own backyard. Well, not exactly the backyard - right inside our home. The essence of dog, mildew in the bathroom, rotten fruit in the fridge (power went out) and garbage disposal backup. So we are back in our R&D lab (garage) working fervently on these new all natural earth friendly fragrances. We do this for you our loyal customers.
With all the plant closing and layoffs around us we are rethinking our finances. I may have to give Ronbert the pink slip. It is I who do most of the work anyways so it is something to consider. Perhaps we will get a government bailout to increase our business. I feel we are adding important stocks to the world especially since all of our products are earth friendly and natural - no lead - no chemicals and made in the USA by Americans.
Ronbert and I wish all of our faithful customers a bless day and even those of you that are not our customers - yet.
Aine & Ronbert
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Fragrance Faux You
Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I (really just me) have been working tirelessly on our new campaign to save the earth and reduce fuel prices. I have been working at my day job about 50 hours per week (no overtime) and trying to do research on our fart processing project. This is capturing the farts and turning them into fuel for our vehicles. It is a daunting experiment.
Ronbert went on vacation and left me to tend the home front, the children, the pets and the business. He had a great time while I worked myself into a frizzle. My day job really interferes with my prosperous (getting there) home business.
So, I am a little behind schedule due to doing ALL the work by myself. We love working together as a team 24/7. Yes, some of us can take a vacation. I don't mean to sound bitter about the situation - I love being part of a team - even if I am the only team member that contributes to the effort of growing this wonderful business.
The good thing about Ronbert's vacation is he came home quite gassy:) He normally is gassy but this was extra gassy. I have been collecting samples and doing research. Soon, I hope we (I) have a break through on this money saving enterprise. All of our products are earth friendly and natural.
I have devised an instrument that connects Ronbert's exhaust directly to the fuel tank on the car. That car did explode but we are searching to purchase another vehicle for the experiments.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
Ronbert went on vacation and left me to tend the home front, the children, the pets and the business. He had a great time while I worked myself into a frizzle. My day job really interferes with my prosperous (getting there) home business.
So, I am a little behind schedule due to doing ALL the work by myself. We love working together as a team 24/7. Yes, some of us can take a vacation. I don't mean to sound bitter about the situation - I love being part of a team - even if I am the only team member that contributes to the effort of growing this wonderful business.
The good thing about Ronbert's vacation is he came home quite gassy:) He normally is gassy but this was extra gassy. I have been collecting samples and doing research. Soon, I hope we (I) have a break through on this money saving enterprise. All of our products are earth friendly and natural.
I have devised an instrument that connects Ronbert's exhaust directly to the fuel tank on the car. That car did explode but we are searching to purchase another vehicle for the experiments.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Fragrance Faux You
Welcome to our blog and online store. Ronbert and I have been working really, really hard on our energy saving product. Ronbert was ripping them off last night one after the other. We attended a fourth of July picnic and something did not agree with him. I worked for hours trying to capture the aroma. I have a gas mask that I use.
We want to capture flatulence and turn it into fuel for our vehicles. We love working together as a team 24/7. I now have this huge container of excess smelly puffs of air, mostly Ronbert's, actually it is all of Ronbert's. He's full of it, always has been and with this we will change the world.
We will make gas affordable for all. When we have this technique down we will resume our fragrance line but right now we are so busy trying to be green and saving the world - we have little time for other projects. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. We believe in saving the world -one fart at a time.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
We want to capture flatulence and turn it into fuel for our vehicles. We love working together as a team 24/7. I now have this huge container of excess smelly puffs of air, mostly Ronbert's, actually it is all of Ronbert's. He's full of it, always has been and with this we will change the world.
We will make gas affordable for all. When we have this technique down we will resume our fragrance line but right now we are so busy trying to be green and saving the world - we have little time for other projects. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. We believe in saving the world -one fart at a time.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Fragrance Faux You
Welcome to our Blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for being away from the blog for an extended period of time. Ronbert and I are on the cutting edge of introducing an amazing product. We have been working extremely hard on this new earth friendly all natural product.
It started when the price of gas went out of control and has touched every one's lives. We decided right then and there that WE must do something to combat this incredible wrong. We all need gas for our vehicles but the prices are hurting every person in the United States. So we have stepped up our effort to save this planet one fragrance at a time.
We have put off creating new fragrances for all of our customers in lieu of saving the earth and reducing oil prices. I believe if we pull this off our reward will be astronomical. Hopefully we can patent this and also be rolling in the greens. But first we feel we need to do our part in saving the earth. We feel that everyone can contribute to this venture and come out smelling like a rose.
Here's our plan:
We have this commodity and it's FREE, we just have to figure out how to contain it and reuse the product. It's methane gas. You know that foul smelling stuff that ejects from our bodies quite often. Well, with Ronbert and I it's very powerful and plentiful after consuming seafood. We found that out recently while camping in a confined space. We have been working on capturing this precious gas and converting it to fuel to power a vehicle. This is still in the researching phase but we have high hopes. No more $5.00 a gallon for us.
So we have placed the fragrance line on hold while we work on our 'Save the Earth One Fart At A Time Project'. If this dream comes to fruition we all will benefit.
It started when the price of gas went out of control and has touched every one's lives. We decided right then and there that WE must do something to combat this incredible wrong. We all need gas for our vehicles but the prices are hurting every person in the United States. So we have stepped up our effort to save this planet one fragrance at a time.
We have put off creating new fragrances for all of our customers in lieu of saving the earth and reducing oil prices. I believe if we pull this off our reward will be astronomical. Hopefully we can patent this and also be rolling in the greens. But first we feel we need to do our part in saving the earth. We feel that everyone can contribute to this venture and come out smelling like a rose.
Here's our plan:
We have this commodity and it's FREE, we just have to figure out how to contain it and reuse the product. It's methane gas. You know that foul smelling stuff that ejects from our bodies quite often. Well, with Ronbert and I it's very powerful and plentiful after consuming seafood. We found that out recently while camping in a confined space. We have been working on capturing this precious gas and converting it to fuel to power a vehicle. This is still in the researching phase but we have high hopes. No more $5.00 a gallon for us.
So we have placed the fragrance line on hold while we work on our 'Save the Earth One Fart At A Time Project'. If this dream comes to fruition we all will benefit.
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