Fragrance Faux You

Good morning and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Unfortunately, we will be closing our research and development on our fuel saving products. Since the price of gas has dropped dramatically we see no future at this time to capture flatulence gas from individuals and converting it to a fuel source. Ronbert is still overloaded with it but we will have to let him release his by-products into the air. I do worry about the possible pollution he may be inflicting on our ecosystem but then again all of his gas passing is natural and hopefully earth friendly. I'm sure he is not the only one who produces large amounts of excess odorous fumes. I'm teary eyed right now as he sits behind me releasing his essence.

We (mostly me) (actually just me) are still working on our wondrous perfumes and fragrances. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Our holiday line should be hitting the market very soon. I am so excited about our new products. Just a little hint of a new fragrance -pond turtle sludge and gator gunk.

We will keep you posted on our new line of all natural earth friendly holiday gifts. I have posted my first and only photographic image of gas as it leaves the large intestines and rolls into our air space with noxious odors. The image is much nicer than the smell. This is a technique that I have invented for capturing that classic moment.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our Blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for being away from the blog for an extended period of time. Ronbert and I are on the cutting edge of introducing an amazing product. We have been working extremely hard on this new earth friendly all natural product.
It started when the price of gas went out of control and has touched every one's lives. We decided right then and there that WE must do something to combat this incredible wrong. We all need gas for our vehicles but the prices are hurting every person in the United States. So we have stepped up our effort to save this planet one fragrance at a time.

We have put off creating new fragrances for all of our customers in lieu of saving the earth and reducing oil prices. I believe if we pull this off our reward will be astronomical. Hopefully we can patent this and also be rolling in the greens. But first we feel we need to do our part in saving the earth. We feel that everyone can contribute to this venture and come out smelling like a rose.

Here's our plan:
We have this commodity and it's FREE, we just have to figure out how to contain it and reuse the product. It's methane gas. You know that foul smelling stuff that ejects from our bodies quite often. Well, with Ronbert and I it's very powerful and plentiful after consuming seafood. We found that out recently while camping in a confined space. We have been working on capturing this precious gas and converting it to fuel to power a vehicle. This is still in the researching phase but we have high hopes. No more $5.00 a gallon for us.

So we have placed the fragrance line on hold while we work on our 'Save the Earth One Fart At A Time Project'. If this dream comes to fruition we all will benefit.