Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for the absence but it was necessary. Ronbert and I have been traveling the world in search of new fragrances for our all natural earth friendly products. Well, actually not traveling the whole world - just the United States. Well not exactly all the states just Florida. With the price of gas we took out a second mortgage on the house (not a good choice) to pay for the gas for our excursions. Now that we have finished our quest for new all natural earth friendly products and owe a huge mortgage payment the price of gas has dropped.

That's life in our world. And after all of the extensive traveling we found wonderful fragrances right in our own backyard. Well, not exactly the backyard - right inside our home. The essence of dog, mildew in the bathroom, rotten fruit in the fridge (power went out) and garbage disposal backup. So we are back in our R&D lab (garage) working fervently on these new all natural earth friendly fragrances. We do this for you our loyal customers.
With all the plant closing and layoffs around us we are rethinking our finances. I may have to give Ronbert the pink slip. It is I who do most of the work anyways so it is something to consider. Perhaps we will get a government bailout to increase our business. I feel we are adding important stocks to the world especially since all of our products are earth friendly and natural - no lead - no chemicals and made in the USA by Americans.

Ronbert and I wish all of our faithful customers a bless day and even those of you that are not our customers - yet.

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. It's been awhile since Ronbert and I (me) have posted. Actually Ronbert has never made a post. He just bosses me around and tells me what to do. He's such a sweetie.
We have been busy with life and have left the fragrance business slip a bit. We are starting anew once again. We love presenting our all natural earth friendly products to you - our favorite customers. We would be NOWHERE without you'all. That's a southern term. Kind of like 'Git-er-done'.
We are working on special products for you to send to your EX's and they will be appearing soon. Let your Ex's know how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are so excited about our all natural earth friendly products for St. Patrick's Day. We hope you enjoy purchasing them for your EX's as much as we enjoy producing them.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7. Our goals - our dreams - are all about making products for you - our valued customers. Hurry and order your St. Patrick's Day gifts for ALL your EX's. Supplies are limited.


Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store. Today we launch our all natural earth friendly St. Patrick's Day fragrances. GREEN is the theme.

We hope you obtain certain satisfaction when you purchase one or more of our wonderful products. Ronbert and I (actually just me) have worked VERY hard on producing our special fragrances for St. Patrick's Day.

We hope you enjoy sending them to your EX's as much as we enjoy making them.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

A very special Fragrance from Fragrance Faux You - it has been named NouMour Litter. It's all natural and earth friendly. Our research and development department (Ronbert & Me) have put together this unique fragrance for all of our customers who have EX's that litter. Yes, this is a special purchase only lasting for THREE days. It contains the essence of road side splutt, pureed fast food wrappers, and the remains of that yellow liquid in that green bottle. It has been placed in a somewhat crushed plastic bottle found stuck in the road drain.

We hope you enjoy this three day special of our newest Fragrance. Hurry order yours today for that EX. Or make your very own fragrance by collecting road side trash.

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. HURRY - HURRY Valentine's Day is fast approaching. Don't let that special day go by without thinking of your EX. Let them know that you DON'T CARE and you are moving on - to better times!!!!

Check out our wonderful all natural earth friendly gifts. Ronbert and I have worked very hard on our products. We love working as a team 24/7. The couple that works together- works together. That's one of my very own quotes.

Hurry with your Valentine's Day selecttion - they are going FAST. Ronbert and I thank you our loyal customers for your support with our endeavor. Without our customers there would be no Fragrance Faux You. Love was in the air.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog Fragrance Faux You and our online store. Ronbert and I are so excited to launch our Valentine's Fragrance for your EX's. Actually it is only one fragrance with several different packages to choose from. Our products are all natural and earth friendly. Our special Valentine fragrance is called NOUMOUR. The fragrance is a mixture of blackened romaine lettuce (fertility) very old potatoes (very old - beyond the eyes) we had to wear a mask for that one, and moldy limburger cheese. I did the yearly cleaning of the refrigerator. We choose to use all natural products in our fragrances. This combination is quite odorous. Ronbert and I really love working together as a team 24/7.

Happy Valentine's Day to all you EX lovers.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog Fragrance Faux You and our online store - 'TRY ME'. We are so excited to offer you our all natural earth friendly products. Our new online store is a great success - thanks to all of our customers. Without you we would be just another loving couple wallowing in the thick waters of the bayou. And that is where some of our innovative ideas arise from - the bog, the bayou and the retention ponds.

Ronbert and I are working ever so diligently on our all natural earth friendly products. We love working together as a team 24/7. Ronbert has taken to fixing the evening meals to give me more time to work on our online store, our website and the production of all of our all natural earth friendly products.

We are hoping to unveil several new products within the next few weeks. Ronbert and I are so excited about our business and providing you - our loyal customers - with special products to send your EX's. All of our products are built with love and enthusiasm. Working together as a couple has been an enlightening experience. We do all of this for YOU - our wonderful customers.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are very excited about our all natural earth friendly products. We are still working on our online store. We are hoping our store with all natural earth friendly products will be up and running by the end of the week.

We love working together as a team 24/7. We are committed to our wonderful products. We hope that you enjoy purchasing them for your Ex's as much as we love developing and marketing them.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are very excited to introduce our new all natural earth friendly fragrance. We came upon the idea on our trip up the coast. The aroma we experienced when crossing the rivers in Georgia were just mind boggling. Right at that moment the light bulb went on - we do use the energy saving light bulbs.

When we returned from our trip we immediately began working on the new fragrance. Well, actually I worked on it Ronbert has been a little under the weather and he needed his rest.

We love working together as a team 24/7. We are striving to build our business with all natural earth friendly products.

Our new fragrance can be used for your male or female EX - it is very versatile. The reused bottle is a little on the feminine side but we do recycle. Our plan is to help save the earth and produce all natural earth friendly products for YOU - to send to your EX's.

We have named our new product GB. We came to that name from the many GQ magazines that Ronbert reads. It is reminiscent of the Georgia bog smell that traveled with us through out our journey.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our Blog - Fragrance Faux You. I have just returned from a seminar in Orlando. It was so exciting and inspiring. I listened to a wonderful speaker -Ruby Payne - she discussed poverty. I know that term well! She opened my eyes about people purchasing necessities verses priorities. And personal products and fragrances especially for your Exs's are a major priority. I am elated on hearing this news. To me this means people would prefer to buy my products rather than paying their car payment.

Ronbert and I are still working very hard on our store and website to promote our all natural earth friendly products. Ronbert was feeling a little run down so he spent several days taking it easy while I was at the conference promoting our products and our business. We love working together as a team 24/7. We are proud of our all natural earth friendly products.

We have decide to get some professional help ( a local high school student) to help us with our online store and website. I have gone as far as I can go with the online store and Ronbert has been busy.

I obtained some great ideas and inspirations while at the seminar. I also brought home several bottles of lotion, shampoo and conditioner, and a box of Kleenex a roll of toilet tissue, paper and quite a few pens from the seminar. The pens have the name of the hotel on them and I am thinking it may be a nice EXTRA for those who are ordering our all natural earth friendly products. It's a very exclusive and expensive hotel -sure to make the EX jealous.

We expect our online store to be up and running by next week. We can't wait to introduce all of our all natural earth friendly products.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. I am still working on setting up our online store for our all natural earth friendly products. Ronbert and I just love working together 24/7 to establish our new business. I worked very hard yesterday on the website. Ronbert likes to lie on the couch and watch Television.

We are so excited about opening a store. This is our dream come true. We are proud to offer to you all natural earth friendly items. All of our products are made special for your EX's. We hope you enjoy purchasing them as much as we enjoy developing and selling these wonderful products.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are elated with our new endeavor. Our sales have been incredible and we (I) have started a store with CafePress. It's still under construction but should be up and running by next week. I worked all day yesterday at my day job and them came home and worked for hours with our new business. Ronbert likes to watch the television when he comes home from work.

We are so excited about selling our all natural earth friendly products to you for your EX's. We love working together as a team 24/7. Our business is growing more than we ever imagined. We stand behind our all natural earth friendly products. All of our ingredients are hand picked.

I took today off from my day job (Ronbert went to work-as usual) to work on the new store. We will be offering mugs, t-shirts, bumper stickers, magnets, calendars, mouse pads and other items all with lovely images of our fragrances and personal products. You may purchase these items for your self or your EX's.


Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are still working very hard on our new all natural earth friendly products. We love working together as a team 24/7. Well, most of the time:} We plan to launch our FIRST product some time this week. We are so excited about this business opportunity.

Our FIRST product will be an all natural earth friendly facial bar for your EX. We have hand picked all of the fine ingredients and I have taken the images in our three car garage. We are presently using the three car garage as our office. It's more like a cubby or that nasty cubicle so many of us have worked in.

I do all the hands on work on Ronbert's big saw thing that takes up 1/4 of our 3 car garage. He does move things on me sometimes and they are lost for days at a time but eventually we find them in the end. We really love working as a team on our new business venture. We hope that you will love our products (to send to your EX'S) as much as we love producing the all natural earth friendly products.

We are so close!!!!

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog - Fragrance Faux You. Thank you for visiting. Ronbert and I are so excited about the production of our all natural earth friendly products. We work together as a couple 24/7, and it is so delightful. We have had yet another minor setback in launching our new and exciting fragrances and personal products.

All of our products are natural and earth friendly. We also are firm believers in recycling. Our containers for our all natural earth friendly products have been gently used before we acquired them. I have been collecting them in our workspace - our three car garage. We have never been able to put a car in our garage due to an accumulation of stuff. Ronbert is an avid collector.

Presently I have been using his big saw thing to take photos of our all natural earth friendly products and a place to store our gently used containers. Apparently Ronbert had an inspiration to clean out the three car garage and he disposed of all the containers I had collected for our all natural earth friendly wonderful products. We just so love working together as a team.

So the delay will only be temporary as I search for more gently used containers. We are so excited about the start of this new profession we have undertaken. We will still keep our day jobs to pay bills and keep our heads above water. We have taken to riding our bikes due to the high price of fuel. This has given us an opportunity to scan the neighborhood for inspiration and gently used containers for our products.

We are hoping to launch our series of personal products within the next week if Ronbert will keep his hands off of my stuff we may succeed.

Fragrance Faux You

Ronbert and I are ready for our excursion. We wish all of you a wonderful and happy New Year. We are so excited about working as a team with our new product line. We will be ready to unroll our natural and earth friendly fragrances after our mini-vacation. We will be taking this time to reconnect with one another as our life has been quite busy this past year working on our business venture.

Another picture of one of the natural products we use in our earth friendly products. We do not pick the sea oats off the vine. We pick them up off the floor of Mother Earth.

Have a bless day.

Aine & Ronbert :}

Preparation

Welcome back to our blog - Fragrance Faux You!!!!

Ronbert and I are still working very hard with the preparation and promotion of our fantastic products. We are extremely excited and motivated in presenting our natural and earth friendly products to the world.

Our products are specifically designed for your 'ex's'. We are aware of the emotions and feelings our products will bring to your former friends, relatives, bosses and neighbors.

We take personal pride in all of our natural and earth friendly products. We hope you enjoy purchasing them and giving them as good-bye gifts to your 'ex's'. We have certainly had a terriffic time in their fruition.

The new year is fast approaching and we are nearly ready to begin our adventure as a team. We can hardly wait for our unique and creative products to HIT the market.


Have a bless day,

Aine and Ronbert