Hello and a warm welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for the lack of news being posted. You know how stit happens. Well there seems to be a lot of that running around our household.
Ronbert and I have been working fermently on our gas additive. Now, that the price of gas has gone done it has sent a little glitch in our operation. We are still trying to produce a fuel using excess personal gas. Ronbert has so much of it, LOL, we (I) thought it would be a good use of energy. The best part of our operation is our product is earth friendly and all natural.
Recently we became juicers. My thoughts were the liquid juice diet would produce more flaming fumes. Unfortunately it didn't quite exceed or even meet my expectations. Ronbert has disabled the loo way too many times with little gas involved. So we may have to write off the juicer experiment.
We are also in the process of starting a community effort to help reduce gas prices buy collecting personal expulsions. Some of the neighbors have completely closed the doors in our faces. They think we are looking for 15 minutes of fame. I am not Joe the Plumber. Although it that line of work there must be lots of excess gases floating around.
Please be patient as we hurriedly try to produce new all natural and earth friendly products for you are very loyal customers.
Have a bless day,
Aine and Ronbert
Showing posts with label methane gas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label methane gas. Show all posts
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Fragrance Faux You
Welcome to our blog and online store. Ronbert and I have been working really, really hard on our energy saving product. Ronbert was ripping them off last night one after the other. We attended a fourth of July picnic and something did not agree with him. I worked for hours trying to capture the aroma. I have a gas mask that I use.
We want to capture flatulence and turn it into fuel for our vehicles. We love working together as a team 24/7. I now have this huge container of excess smelly puffs of air, mostly Ronbert's, actually it is all of Ronbert's. He's full of it, always has been and with this we will change the world.
We will make gas affordable for all. When we have this technique down we will resume our fragrance line but right now we are so busy trying to be green and saving the world - we have little time for other projects. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. We believe in saving the world -one fart at a time.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
We want to capture flatulence and turn it into fuel for our vehicles. We love working together as a team 24/7. I now have this huge container of excess smelly puffs of air, mostly Ronbert's, actually it is all of Ronbert's. He's full of it, always has been and with this we will change the world.
We will make gas affordable for all. When we have this technique down we will resume our fragrance line but right now we are so busy trying to be green and saving the world - we have little time for other projects. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. We believe in saving the world -one fart at a time.
Have a bless day,
Aine & Ronbert
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Sunday, June 22, 2008
Fragrance Faux You
Welcome to our Blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I do apologize for being away from the blog for an extended period of time. Ronbert and I are on the cutting edge of introducing an amazing product. We have been working extremely hard on this new earth friendly all natural product.
It started when the price of gas went out of control and has touched every one's lives. We decided right then and there that WE must do something to combat this incredible wrong. We all need gas for our vehicles but the prices are hurting every person in the United States. So we have stepped up our effort to save this planet one fragrance at a time.
We have put off creating new fragrances for all of our customers in lieu of saving the earth and reducing oil prices. I believe if we pull this off our reward will be astronomical. Hopefully we can patent this and also be rolling in the greens. But first we feel we need to do our part in saving the earth. We feel that everyone can contribute to this venture and come out smelling like a rose.
Here's our plan:
We have this commodity and it's FREE, we just have to figure out how to contain it and reuse the product. It's methane gas. You know that foul smelling stuff that ejects from our bodies quite often. Well, with Ronbert and I it's very powerful and plentiful after consuming seafood. We found that out recently while camping in a confined space. We have been working on capturing this precious gas and converting it to fuel to power a vehicle. This is still in the researching phase but we have high hopes. No more $5.00 a gallon for us.
So we have placed the fragrance line on hold while we work on our 'Save the Earth One Fart At A Time Project'. If this dream comes to fruition we all will benefit.
It started when the price of gas went out of control and has touched every one's lives. We decided right then and there that WE must do something to combat this incredible wrong. We all need gas for our vehicles but the prices are hurting every person in the United States. So we have stepped up our effort to save this planet one fragrance at a time.
We have put off creating new fragrances for all of our customers in lieu of saving the earth and reducing oil prices. I believe if we pull this off our reward will be astronomical. Hopefully we can patent this and also be rolling in the greens. But first we feel we need to do our part in saving the earth. We feel that everyone can contribute to this venture and come out smelling like a rose.
Here's our plan:
We have this commodity and it's FREE, we just have to figure out how to contain it and reuse the product. It's methane gas. You know that foul smelling stuff that ejects from our bodies quite often. Well, with Ronbert and I it's very powerful and plentiful after consuming seafood. We found that out recently while camping in a confined space. We have been working on capturing this precious gas and converting it to fuel to power a vehicle. This is still in the researching phase but we have high hopes. No more $5.00 a gallon for us.
So we have placed the fragrance line on hold while we work on our 'Save the Earth One Fart At A Time Project'. If this dream comes to fruition we all will benefit.
Labels:
all natural,
earth friendly,
fuel,
methane gas,
oil,
prices
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