Showing posts with label christmas fragrances. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christmas fragrances. Show all posts

Monday, May 10, 2010

Fragrance Faux You


Good morning and welcome to our blog and on line store Fragrance Faux You. I am sorry it has been so long since an update, special or just a friendly chat. Our business is doing quite well despite the state of the economy and other issues.
We have added a new line to our fragrances and it is hand tumbled and hand wrapped jewelry. I understand that jewelry has really nothing to do with fragrances but eventually the jewelry will need its very own website and marketing company. This venture is just in its infancy. We are hoping that it does as well or 'more better' than the fragrances.
Our newest fragrance is 'eau de oil'. Since we live in Florida capturing this smell - I mean fragrance is quite simple. One only needs to step outside - take a deep inhale - and there you have the smell I mean odor - I mean fragrance.
There is talk about burning the oil and that of course will produce an entirely new smell - I mean fragrance. As yet that scenario has not happened.
We have also decided to create an oil slick body butter. Our plan is to go to our once pristine white sandy beaches and collect said pollutants - I mean products to sell and market. We will call it BP body butter and it will clog your pores and seep into your system. Wait that doesn't sound too good. We will have to think up a new marketing strategy.
More breaking news - ----- - today is Ronbert's birthday and we are celebrating. Today and today only we are offering a two for one sale with free shipping. Please help celebrate Ronbert's special day. Donations of the green stuff is always appreciated and always a welcome handout. We unlike the failing banks have not been given a safety net in this down turn economy. We also do not charge outrageous prices and sell to those that cannot afford our products.
Thank you all for your loyalty and support. And wish Ronbert a Happy Birthday.

Aine and Ronbert

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Fragrance Faux You


Good morning and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Unfortunately, we will be closing our research and development on our fuel saving products. Since the price of gas has dropped dramatically we see no future at this time to capture flatulence gas from individuals and converting it to a fuel source. Ronbert is still overloaded with it but we will have to let him release his by-products into the air. I do worry about the possible pollution he may be inflicting on our ecosystem but then again all of his gas passing is natural and hopefully earth friendly. I'm sure he is not the only one who produces large amounts of excess odorous fumes. I'm teary eyed right now as he sits behind me releasing his essence.

We (mostly me) (actually just me) are still working on our wondrous perfumes and fragrances. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. Our holiday line should be hitting the market very soon. I am so excited about our new products. Just a little hint of a new fragrance -pond turtle sludge and gator gunk.

We will keep you posted on our new line of all natural earth friendly holiday gifts. I have posted my first and only photographic image of gas as it leaves the large intestines and rolls into our air space with noxious odors. The image is much nicer than the smell. This is a technique that I have invented for capturing that classic moment.


Have a bless day,


Aine & Ronbert

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Fragrance Faux You

Hello, and welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. It's been a very busy fall. Ronbert has taken a leave of absence from the business. I am still working on our all natural earth friendly alternative fuel. Ronbert still has lots of that. I am desperately trying to capture it and contain it without any odorous fumes running rampant. It's a tricky situation. You can't get too close because let me tell you phew!!! the fumes are dangerous.
I am working on our Christmas line of all natural earth friendly bath products. The new holly berry bath salts will certainly be a crowd pleaser. Red is a fine color for the holidays. My favorite new holiday scent is Mistletoe Fungi. Another new product is our cement pumice stone. That'll get rid of those nasty rough and ugly callouses.
Our all natural earth friendly Christmas products will be available very soon.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert