Fragrance Faux You

Seaweed Slop - and Exfoliant to reckon with!!

Fragrance Faux You

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Pond Sludge

Seaweed Slop

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. We strive to make the very best all natural, earth friendly product's. Ronbert and I love working together a s team 24/7. We (really just me) have been doing fantastic research and development on our products. We want your Ex's to have the very best and it's not chocolate.

We are rolling out our 'Pond Sludge', the materials have been gathered from the most pungent ponds we could find. Gas masks were a required item. Your Ex's will ROFLTAS when the open this fragrance.

We have also produced 'Seaweed Slop' - another pungent and quite slimy exfoliant. When your Ex's lather that on the smiley faces it will sure take off that smirk. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. They are put together with love and precision. We (actually I do all the work) scour the marshes, salt basins and backwoods for special ingredients for our earth friendly all natural products. And we do this for YOU - our faithful and loyal customers. We know you want to make a statement to that EX. We are here to help you in your quest.

have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store. Ronbert and I have been very busy working on our all natural earth friendly products. We know how much you love purchasing our products for your EX's. Our business is all about you - our cherished customer.
I can hardly contain myself on our new fragrance - Pond Sludge. I know it's not quite ready to hit the market but I just had to give you a preview. It's awesome - all natural and earth friendly. The perfect May Day gift for your Ex. A little warning - you may need a gas mask.
We have gathered the perfect sediment - hold that nose - to produce this pungent fragrance.
Your Ex will be overwhelmed. Ronbert and I (mostly me - actually I do it all) have a little more R&D to perform before we can release our newest fragrance. We love working as a team 24/7.
We are so excited about this fragrance - Pond Sludge.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. It's been awhile since Ronbert and I (me) have posted. Actually Ronbert has never made a post. He just bosses me around and tells me what to do. He's such a sweetie.
We have been busy with life and have left the fragrance business slip a bit. We are starting anew once again. We love presenting our all natural earth friendly products to you - our favorite customers. We would be NOWHERE without you'all. That's a southern term. Kind of like 'Git-er-done'.
We are working on special products for you to send to your EX's and they will be appearing soon. Let your Ex's know how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I have been working together as a team 24/7. All of our hard work is paying off. Our sales are astronomical. And we have YOU our loyal customers to thank. Without your support and encouragement we would be just another online Faux Fragrance. All of our products are natural and earth friendly. We like to be green -green with envy.

To celebrate our success Ronbert made a delicious French Onion soup for dinner. His chef skills are improving. He spends lots of time in the kitchen and a small amount of time with the online business. But we have to eat.

Our latest fragrance is personal and the thought came to us (me, actually) over one of Ronbert's delicious dinners - hot turkey surprise. It's one of those family issues that we all have regarding our children and their lives. We try not to interfere - but you know how that flies. Our teenager has certainly revved up our motors.

Our newest fragrance is called 'Buttin Heads'. Your Ex will love this one. So let your Ex know how much you really don't care and send them this truly amazing fragrance. You and your Ex will love this all natural earth friendly aromatic fragrance.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I have been on spring break so we (I) have been negligent with our fragrances. We love working together as a team 24/7 but sometimes you do need a little R&R.

Today we offer you our latest fragrance for the fakers out there - you know who you are. We have all been face to face with a faker. They fake it so good you may not even know they are faking it. So if your EX was/is a faker this is for them.

We have two separate Fakie fragrances. Fakie Fish is very pungent. This is for the worst kind of faker. Our milder version of Fakie - what goes around never comes around is for the occasional faker.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Hello and welcome to our Blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. I know it's been awhile since Ronbert and I (actually I'm the one that does all the work) have added new fragrances to our site. So sorry. Life is hectic at times. But that is no excuse to let down our loyal customers - who always want to let their EX's know exactly how they feel.

I was out of town for over a week and Ronbert was busy with whatever. We love working together as a team. Our business is growing by leaps and bounds but we still will retain our day jobs.

Our newest presentation is called VENOM, and the inspiration comes directly from the snake we found in our pool. Ronbert has been working on the 'pool project' for months and it is finally completed. So when I found the snake slithering around the pool I was inspired to create a fragrance for your EX's.

I hope you enjoy purchasing this fragrance for your EX as much as Ronbert and I have enjoyed creating it.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert