Fragrance Faux You

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Pond Sludge

Seaweed Slop

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. We strive to make the very best all natural, earth friendly product's. Ronbert and I love working together a s team 24/7. We (really just me) have been doing fantastic research and development on our products. We want your Ex's to have the very best and it's not chocolate.

We are rolling out our 'Pond Sludge', the materials have been gathered from the most pungent ponds we could find. Gas masks were a required item. Your Ex's will ROFLTAS when the open this fragrance.

We have also produced 'Seaweed Slop' - another pungent and quite slimy exfoliant. When your Ex's lather that on the smiley faces it will sure take off that smirk. All of our products are earth friendly and natural. They are put together with love and precision. We (actually I do all the work) scour the marshes, salt basins and backwoods for special ingredients for our earth friendly all natural products. And we do this for YOU - our faithful and loyal customers. We know you want to make a statement to that EX. We are here to help you in your quest.

have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I have been working together as a team 24/7. All of our hard work is paying off. Our sales are astronomical. And we have YOU our loyal customers to thank. Without your support and encouragement we would be just another online Faux Fragrance. All of our products are natural and earth friendly. We like to be green -green with envy.

To celebrate our success Ronbert made a delicious French Onion soup for dinner. His chef skills are improving. He spends lots of time in the kitchen and a small amount of time with the online business. But we have to eat.

Our latest fragrance is personal and the thought came to us (me, actually) over one of Ronbert's delicious dinners - hot turkey surprise. It's one of those family issues that we all have regarding our children and their lives. We try not to interfere - but you know how that flies. Our teenager has certainly revved up our motors.

Our newest fragrance is called 'Buttin Heads'. Your Ex will love this one. So let your Ex know how much you really don't care and send them this truly amazing fragrance. You and your Ex will love this all natural earth friendly aromatic fragrance.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I have been on spring break so we (I) have been negligent with our fragrances. We love working together as a team 24/7 but sometimes you do need a little R&R.

Today we offer you our latest fragrance for the fakers out there - you know who you are. We have all been face to face with a faker. They fake it so good you may not even know they are faking it. So if your EX was/is a faker this is for them.

We have two separate Fakie fragrances. Fakie Fish is very pungent. This is for the worst kind of faker. Our milder version of Fakie - what goes around never comes around is for the occasional faker.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I are extremely excited about presenting our line of St. Patrick's Day all natural earth friendly products. Let your Ex know how much you really don't care.

Go Green. Green the color of regurgitated grass, nasal mucous and moldy cheese. The perfect gift to send to your EX for St. Patrick's Day.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7 even though he had a little episode last night. We hope you love purchasing our wonderful all natural earth friendly products as much as we enjoy producing them.

Hurry items are in limited quantities!!!

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You. St. Patrick's Day is almost here. Are you ready? Have you thought about that perfect gift for the EX? We have done all the work and research for you. Ronbert and I are introducing our all natural earth friendly St. Patrick's Day fragrances this week.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7. Our goal is to help you get over that EX. All of our products are all natural earth friendly and are made especially to let your EX's know how much you really don't care. This fragrance especially lets them know (phew) that they STINK - in more ways than one.

Hurry and place your order TODAY - these fantastic items are going fast and they are limited. 'Eau Dew Stink' is made from the essence of stinky sneakers, wet towels and dog gas. It's a very distinct aroma that lasts and last. Surely to please your EX's.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to out blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. We have added a donation button to our site. We will use all donations on research and development of our all natural earth friendly products. We are bursting at the seams with plans and innovative ideas. Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7.

We love producing fantastic products for your EX's. We are still working on the 'GREEN', it is taking longer than expected. Life is full of surprises and short comings.

A special 'THANK YOU' to all of our loyal customers. Without you we would be lost.

Watch for our GREEN specials - coming very soon.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store Fragrance Faux You. Ronbert and I had a very busy week entertaining family. Work on our products came to a complete halt. Having company revitalized our imagination and we are working on several great new all natural earth friendly products. Once again I am doing most of the work as Ronbert seems to be busy doing stuff he says is important. I support him in all his endeavors. We love working together as a team 24/7.

So, the family has left us and returned to their home and we are excited about our new products. We know you will love to send your EX one of these great all natural earth friendly products for St. Patrick's day or any day. Speaking of St. Patrick's day we almost stepped on a rattlesnake on one of our beach excursions. This inspired us with a product for St. Patrick's day. Your EX's will be thrilled.

We look forward to the influx of orders we will be receiving for that special day in March. don't forget to show your Ex how much you really don't care.

Have a bless day,

Aine & Ronbert

Fragrance Faux You

Welcome to our blog and online store - Fragrance Faux You.

Happy Valentine's day!!! Have you sent that special gift to your EX? Ronbert and I have created a special all natural earth friendly gift for that special EX. Even the dead bugs are natural and have not reached the really, really ripe stage yet. Hurry there is still time to show your EX how much you really don't care. Life moves on and so have you. And a whiff of that dog breath - wowie!!! Ronbert and I are so excited with our last minute Valentine's creation just for that not so special Ex. Let them know.

Ronbert and I love working together as a team 24/7. We love working and promoting our new business adventure. Ronbert has been very busy at work so I end up doing almost everything - actually I do everything and he just reaps the rewards. A little sadness right now - I have received nothing from him to mark this special day:{ This will not deter me - I will work twice as hard to build our business. Ronbert and I are a team.

Hurry - you still have time to grab up that last minute purchase. All of our products are all natural and earth friendly. Go for it - show that Ex how much you really don't care.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!!!

Aine & Ronbert